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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Hell
------------------ You've got to be kidding! I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!! Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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"Ahhhh, no. You've got the wrong number. This is 9-1...2." --Chief Clancy J. Wiggum
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
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That's what you get for playing in a meteor shower ...
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 7.64 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with six eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** And homeschooling also turns you into a socially well-adjusted person, capable of talking to people without them wanting to ram a f***ing chair down your throat! - PsyLiam, 3/11/01
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But she caught me on the counter (Wasn't me) Saw me banging on the sofa (Wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (Wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (Wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (Wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (Wasn't me) Heard the screams get louder (Wasn't me) She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me redhanded Creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both buck naked Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Damn, your music tastes just suck ASS, don't they?
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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::Tries to think of boomstick quote from "Evil Dead"... fails::
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