Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
posted
Kirk: "And you're SURE this'll get me Playboy Channel AND Spice for free, right? And it can't be detected?"
------------------ "Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.
Spock: I'm dectecting a show called Voyager, commanded by a female captain named Janeway. She is what humans call a hard ass woman.
Kirk: Hard ass? Any nudity?
Spock: There is no such thing on the show. Only there is a tall blond humanoid named Annika Hansen running around in high heels and a tight lycra outfit. Next week she apparently will date the commanding officer.
McCoy: What kind of a show is that without any nudity?
Kirk: Just wait til the sweeps come around. I hope there's action between this Hansen woman and the commander...perhaps maybe with the captian herself.
Spock: I doubt you want to see the captain without her uniform...
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
posted
McCoy: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
Kirk: Don't be a sap, Doctor. These are just crappy knock-offs.
Spock: Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
------------------ I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble ~ C. Montgomery Burns
posted
Spock: "I see. . . an aging ham actor, with several failed marriages behind him, suddenly finding success by doing website commercials in return for stock, only to have it snatched away as the dot-com bubble bursts."
Kirk: "Damn! Poor guy!"
------------------ "I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."
posted
Actually, Bill Shatner cashed in his stock before Priceline went under -- made quite a good deal out of it. I think he only had $200,000 in stock at the company when it went.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
posted
Spock: "Anyone remember how to write a 'k'?"
Kirk: "I think you draw a straight line with another coming out of it..."
McCoy: "Damnit, Spock, I'm a Doctor not a Graffiti reference card!"
------------------ "Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it." - Garak, "Empok Nor"
Spock: Please captain, this is a very sensative machine...I must be careful.
McCoy: I wonder how accurate it will be..
Kirk: It better be accurate. I just don't feel the same ever since we recieved the new crew members from Gailos 5
Spock: Captain, I have the gaydar machine operational. Who should I scan first?
McCoy and Kirk: Chekov!!!
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited March 02, 2001).]
posted
Spock: I'm almost done...here...just finishing the bussard...
McCoy: Now, don't shake it like last time, Spock.
Kirk: He's Right. These 'Etch-a-sketch'-Corders are quite sensitive.
Spock: Indeed, Captain.
-----------------
Director: Cut! What's the problem now?
Nimoy: The light here isn't turning on.
Kelley: Well, what's the problem?
Nimoy: The batteries are fine. Here, I've almost got it, it seems to be...*tug*...a hairpiece.
Director: Dammit Bill! Again with the hairpieces in the Machinery? I bet Kirk Douglas wouldn't have had this problem.
-----------------
Spock: I GOT THE POWERUP AND WON THE GAME!
-----------------
Spock: Oh yeah, here we go...
McCoy: Look at that one!
Kirk: Wait, what's that window that just appeared?? No, we don't want access to the top 69, just close it Spock.
Spock: I have done so, but here, three more have replaced it.
McCoy: And more now! They've crashed the sensors!
Kirk: DAMN YOU POPUPS! DAMN YYYYYOOOOOUUUU!!!!
------------------ "This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?" -Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01
Printer-friendly view of this topic
