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Officer: My...god! Is that Dolph Lundgren, sir?
Braxton: Yes it is. He would be a good Captain.
Officer: A good captain indeed, captain.
Braxton: What?
Officer: DOLPH LUNDGREN!
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-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Braxton: I just don't know. My mind's a blank.
Officer: Yeah me too.
Pic is still down, eh?
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Helmsman: Sir, we have the viewscreen operational again.
Braxton: Bring bridge sensor 16 on viewscreen.
Helmsman: Aye sir. Captain...is that you? You look different since you were in command of the Aeon.
Braxton: By George you're right! Damn the camera adds ten pounds...
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
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guy: "Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!"
I dunno... For a brief moment, his face reminded me of Rick Moranis, for some reason... *L*
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Braxton: "Well after 900 years the first transmissions of Series V will reach us here in the Delta Quadrant."
Duncane: "Couldn't we of just gone back to 2001 and see it for the first time?"
Braxton: "... It's starting."
Duncane: "My God...captain."
Braxton: "Yes, yet another series ruined by Braga. Damn you Braga."
------------------ Flare: Where sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Ducane: Sir, shouldn't this CapCom have been judged by now?
Braxton: No, this CapCom should have been judged by now...
------------------ "The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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Officer: Sir, I can access the Flare Forum archives of 2001 and find the winners of this CapCom.
Braxton: You are forgetting, Ensign. Lee still has the adminstrator password on all the Windows 3000 machines. Best not to upset him.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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OK, OK, I have a sex life now, in fact, I might as well come out and say it.
I'm in love.
There. Now, where were we? The winner is Jay, finally hitting the right note with his Austin Powers pastiche. Runners-up are Ultra Magnus and Altair. Honourable mention goes to Krenim for inspiring this particular competition and coming up with some good entries.
Simon's last entry was good too, but I'd already decided Jay's was best (and he's been more than unusually gifted already, he can't win every CapCom too).
I'll have a new one up shortly. As usual, congrats to the winners. 8)
------------------ "Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"
Braxton:"Err, didn't I just order you to take us out of Spacedock?"
Officer:"No, Sir"
Braxton:"Oh, OK"
*silence*
*more silence*
------------------ "To all Harry-Fans: I meant no disrespect against Harry and have nothing against the stupid little creature. Thanks and enjoy the show." Nimrod, 04-04-01.
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