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Bones: What the - did you just stroke my arm?
Kirk: *0_0* WHAT!
Chekov: Must...Press...Ze...BUTTON...
Uhura (getting walloped): Owf! Arhk!! Yeelp!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Chekov: Rock, paper, scissors! Ha! My rock beats your scissors!
------------------ "The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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*inspired by Krenim*
Sulu *thinking*: Poor old Chekov. Always using rock.
Chekov *thinking*: Good ol' Rock. Nothin beats that.
*rock, paper, scissors*
Chekov: Rock.
Sulu: Paper.
Chekov: D'OH!!!!
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to whining "Where is our funding"? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Kirk: I know Bones, but I tell you, that last buxom alien woman...she was so obedient, yielding, and ample...she did something to me.
McCoy: She stole you heart?
Kirk: Damnit Bones. The woman hasn't been made that can tame this beast. No, something very very strange.
McCoy: I don't see how it could happen, but no, you don't look pregnant. It would be royal justice if you were Mr. Space Casanova. I'll have to run some tests.
Checkov: *thinking* Damnit...will you both shut up! Ohhhh, too much woodka last night....too much woodka.
------------------ I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery! ~ C. Montgomery Burns
[This message has been edited by Jay (edited May 17, 2001).]
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::Chekov shaking fist:: Dammit, it's 2267 and Lee has yet to judge these yet.
------------------ "Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Well, not as much uptake as I'd have thought. . . I'll just have to assume it's those pesky exams again. The winner is First of Two. Runners-up are Hobbes and Tahna Los, with an honourable mention for Krenim for inspiring Tahna's entry. Everyone else gets "Everyone Gets a Prize Day" prizes!
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Which one won?
*looks again*
Oh yeah, that one.
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining "Where is our funding"? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited May 17, 2001).]
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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