[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

Edit again: Anyway, erm, if you want to pass this time, IDIC, um, uh...

by

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

his

Finally! Makes sense now!
Maybe I spoke too soon...

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

This ones in your court, IDIC. I gotta go make myself some lunch. And guess what? I spent $420 on new tires yesterday! Hahahaha::sigh::

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

You're enjoying this far too much. If only your fetish for putting Omega in sexual situations didn't force me to keep on editing every six seconds this might actually be fun, though.

electronic

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

New rule: click "refresh" before you edit your post to make sure the post you're editing to match hasn't been edited to match the post before it, yes?

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snay ]

You've lost me... again. I'm bailing out for a minute or two, and let you sort this mess

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: IDIC ]

There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads and breasts (as a sexual component was lacking), the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club, but (?) he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass. Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises. Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily. Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather. Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic teledildonics. So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology. Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with the...

real thing™.

Edit: The TM just had to be there...

[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: The_Tom ]