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There once was sex. Everyone liked it. Then Jeff Kardde, God, Roma Downey, and Po traveled backwards in formation towards Pittsburgh. First of Two ejaculated when Simon beat himself with a plastic, battery-powered toothbrush. Suddenly, extra-terrestrials exploded. No longer organs, gonads, and breasts (as a sexual component) lacking, the flight overseas was infinitesimally delayed by monks. Indefatigable Horatio Hornblower dropped his cat sexually on Captain Kirk's toup�e-fencing prostitute. Yeoman Rand received a vibrator for Sulu but not before he used lubricant. Po slammed his head against First of Two because he enjoyed kinky spelunking. Especially during Star Trek: Insurrection and Late Night Confessions, The 700 Club , but he doesn't masturbate with Tarkalean lubricants. That's Simon's nude potato toy. It slipped off his large ass. Meanwhile, Brannon Braga and Rick Berman vigorously masturbated, looking gay, like Trent Lott-hating Terellian's penises. Pitsburgh's sexiness was bleak, so to improve orgasms, the Steelers banged their cheerleaders mightily. Achieving sexuality hitherto unimaginable, Siegfried proudly prematurely outed Travis Mayweather. Omega kicked himself in desperation because he wanted multitronic teledildonics. So, Liz decided to ease Omega's pain and lust by erasing her offering of kinky electronic technology. Instead, she offered to placate him by replacing his electronic fantasies with the real thing?. However, Liz exploded. Distraught, Omega flung deer at George W. Bush. "Why did she explode? Why!?" "Because it's logical." Bush nuked Texas, played strip-poker, and boinked, before his secretary Susan Ivanova castrated him. "Ducks fly. Eagles fly. Emus taste good. Charles Capps doesn't taste like fried dog anymore," concluded Miss Cleo, who liked eating raw dog meat. The doodookaka on Rush Limbaugh's shoehorn smells fruity. Retroactively, Vogon Poet intercepted email from Jesus H. Christ stating "You are fucked." Then Eric Chow stripped Omega's skin so he screamed with pleasure. Meanwhile, the USS Baltimore had deer blood for breakfast. MIB stinks. In Atlantis rests Excalibur. The Scottish milita burned methane-smelling copies of Dianetics . Woo-hoo! L. Ron Hubbard angrily searched for page 22 in drag. Unsuccessful, L. Ron Hubbard masturbated to "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald". Chelsea Clinton said Rush Limbaugh ravished Bugs Bunny. "Goodness," replied Rush Limbaugh. "I'm not bloated!!!!!" Then, Osama bin Laden peed on Adolf Hitler and Darth Vader. Ronald Reagan commented that hearing-impaired fruitcakes shot J.R. Ewing. Skittles are communist pinkos. God has afflicted Norfolk, Baltimore; Morgan Hill, South Carolina; and Tennessee with deerberries that Jebus farted on. Frank Gerratana died when Omega read Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot by Rush Limbaugh's detractor, his name being unspeakable. Rush Limbaugh lives sinfully aware of sex with aardvarks. Jubilee loves TSN and Sigfried, but she hates diskettes. Charles Dickens wrote pornographic propaganda for Omega. Organisms fly. Jeff Kardde rocks Omega, loves Rush Limbaugh's insightful cullinary website, and stuff. On top of Olympus Mons, all Oompa Loompas were horny over Tim Nix's "Cooking Nude". With Omega[i] you'll
You all thought you had me cornered, didn't you?
I thought about trying to get "Omega Fatty Acids" worked into the title of Tim's book, but I'd need two words...
Oh, well. More fun with punctuation.
Tim Nix's "Cooking Nude with Omega's "
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-------------------- I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.
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Um... anyone care to tell me what the heck just happened? Because I don't recall editing that massive post up there to add that last line. I don't recall TYPING that last line. Liam, are you abusing your mod powers again? Or is Tim annoyed at our making him write a pornographic cookbook?
And Snay and Ziggy's posts make no sense where they are...
Have we reached the limit of safe thread size? 'Cause somethin be screwy.
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Now, I don't know what happened with your post, but you apparently added "with Omega you'll" ... that's three words, dude. Unless you went back and edited your post to include those ...
Now, granted, I then posted "with" ... fine, consider it a double post of what you did.
You're only allowed to add one word at a time, dude.
Siegfried added "Omega", then Vogon put in "tesitcles", and, as is his right, added a "'s" to "Omega"
I SAW those words before I posted. I don't know what the deal is. Maybe the forum clock got screwed up by the length of the thread, and stuck my post before the other two? Or maybe I edited in a cough-drop-induced haze.
Oh, well. At this point, it's moot. Sorry for the confusion. Ignore my added words from that post.
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