Love is a holographic snowmobile.

Malnurtured Snay kicked Brannon Braga off "Hollywood Squares" so that Whoopi Goldberg would win. "I'll disagree," said First of Two while choking.

The chicken smelled like Lego.

Œdipus Rex picked Abraham Lincoln as his mother.

Coder is irrelevant.

The supernova goes brightly into oblivion.

Calvin chewed beef jerky because there weren't enough salty things.

Legos suck. NOT!!!!!!! However, imitations like Block'o's do blow chunks.

Hewlett Packard makes blaster-induced cartridges which excrete tomato seeds into Chucky's hard drive.

However, Flare Forums exploded because Charles couldn't reduce that antimatter ratio.

A clockwork grapefruit will melt. Monoliths Kubrickly exude dark stars.

Perhaps Egon, Venkman, and Ray Charles will entertain.

Incredibly, the Taliban imploded when "Green Onions" fell on local zebras. Startled, The359 exploded again.

Oooops, we did her mom again!

We shouldn't stop hanging around hookers that eat sausages. Obviously.