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"Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Miss Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission. However, Dolph fucked himself up by spanking George Bush with a flounder. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme kissed Charles Capps' Bronco. Dolph Lundgren man-trained Jeff Benson's friend Lee Kelly to orgasm.
Jiang Zemin died.
Bashar Assad farted. Bosnia and Herzegovina burned.
Gene Ray had survived Aleksandr Soljenitsyne's books by hiding in bed. Meanwhile, Alexander Solzenytsin farted on Vladimir Kryuchkov's niece.
-------------------- "This is why you people think I'm so unknowable. You don't listen!" - God, "God, the Devil and Bob"
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