Jeff, I live for the women of Trading Spaces -- Alex McLeod, Paige Davis, Laurie Smith, Hilda Santos-Tomas, Gen Gorder, and my favorite Amy Wynn Pastor.
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Trading Spaces is THE worst decorating show in existence. Room Service, with that Sarah Richardson, and Designer Guys, with them two Fancy Lads (Chris Something and Steven Sabatos) ARE THE BEST EVAR!1, and even House & Home is better than Trading Spaces. Lofty Ideas KICKS THE ASS OF THINGS! The only good designer on Trading Spaces is that Vern guy. If you're watching Trading Spaces for the ladies only, maybe you should watch some porn.
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I cant even think of one decorating show I've ever watched and you just named more than I'd ever care to know.
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Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating. The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes. Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough. Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO! "Holy crap on fire!" Tony Orlando died happy. Christoper Moltisante...? Who? You think this is funny? Hardly. "I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said. Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her. On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime? Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard. Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks." Slartibartfast managed the planetary interference array badly. Michael_T opposes Babylon 5, only it continues to intrigue his penis. Incongruously, Dolph Lundgren jumped over Homer Simpson and Patrick Stewart with a zamboni. "Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Mrs. Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission. However, Dolph fucked himself up by spanking George Bush with a flounder. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme kissed Charles Capps' Bronco. Dolph Lundgren man-trained Jeff Benson's friend Lee Kelly to orgasm. Jiang Zemin died. Bashar Assad farted. Bosnia and Herzegovina burned. Gene Ray had survived Aleksandr Soljenitsyne's books by hiding in bed. Meanwhile, Alexander Solzenytsin farted on Vladimir Kryuchkov's niece. Batman! Porcelain! TSN shattered Omega's clarinet's possibilities. Donald Rumsfeld mates during press dinners despite foreign chicks' being naked Betty White lookalikes. First of Two and Seven of Nine pooped themselves purple while reading "Little Red Riding Hood, Pornographic Edition." Batman's Cleveland Steamer chugged mightily through Man-Train Central Station on the Jubilee Line. Love is cruel, consisting of contradiciton, betrayal, and gigantic throbbing thumbtacks. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogoggoch had spelling mistakes in each of its chipmonks. "Counter-Strike" sucks when Vogon poet Jeff Benson cheats his scores. �Taco! Orgasms feel happy. Tim Berners-Lee exploded, while Ultra von Magnus, Jr. didn't like his HEMAN dildo. However, Ultra Magnus intervened. Jeff Kardde voted for strawberry-flavored ice-cream. Elian Gonzalez walked. "�Taco!" screamed Ruben Blade's Tostitos, while smothering Omega in beans. Luis Gonzales is flatulent, pedantic, and whimsically holographic, allegedly. Newfies pop! Newfies pop! Newfies with Dr Seuss's Glock and Smith & Wesson's 'Dr Seuss'! Wow! Zowie! Newfies suck! Newfies pop Supreme Chancellor Ultra von Magnus's hymen-like mouth, spewing pollen through him. "Ew! Blue stuff is yucky, sexy!" said Tinky-Winky, while The359 changes poopy-filled diapers. "The End? NO!" yelled MIB. Banned? Woohoo! Everyone liked that. Gandalf the Grey, McKellan the Gay, Ultra Magnus the Foolish, Malnurtured Snay the Tomato Rocket-esque, and Vogon the Poet flamencoed down to Mordor flamboyantly, intending hilarity. Bronson Pinchot exploded. If a melon explodes, run towards it. Dolph Lundgren sucks since pledging his soul to Ultra Magnus's dog-loving in-vitro offspring that swing "HEMAN" 'right-round-baby-right-round' like 'a-record-baby.' Dead or Alive reacted badly, vomiting akimbo, but Robert Mugabe loved power-cuts at Ultra Magnus's gay workout buddy, Malnurtured Snay-android. Ultra Magnus wept sufficiently, masturbating Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class Dolph Lundgren, III. He might not explode, but he can't yearn because of chronic genital warts, implanted when clones gestate Ultra Magnus anally. Turpentine dissolved sadly into Stephen Collings, who choked and soiled Wang Chung's antimacassar. James Bond smells 'Jingle Bells' albums, 'Batman Smells EPs, and furry little animals, bludgeoning smaller kitties for great vengeance. Move zig. Zag for further Denver Nuggets, and Denver Nuggets-galore shall Dolph-Lundgrenize rapidly, even in earwax-saturated phlegm, jacking incredulously hard, so naturally an Orc intervened. The whole entire Orc population basically farted. Granted, Dolph Lundgren's seasoned bouillabaise (Denver Nuggets) reeks with obscene tachyonic-sized cat explosives. Meanwhile, the Enterprise mated with a duck-shaped topiary behind a man-train consisting of Charles Capps, Lambchop, and Mini-Me. "What..?! OUCH!" said the broom. "Bang!" yelled David Caruso, as Dennis Franz exploded. CaptainMike bitch-slapped Malnurtured Snay's bitch, Omega. Omega is not a god-like engineer who woman-trains reprehensible fundamentalists. Geeks flee, and plunder the library in Franklin, Tennessee. This resulted in re-tah-ded orations from President George 'Dubya' Bush, a hooker, Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class Dolph Lundgren IV, the 1991 AFC-Champion Denver Broncos, and MIB. Reverend Martin Luther King Jr., The Monolith and L. Ron Hubbard couldn't lift Gordi Howe by the Scrotum. Tony Danza exploded twice before the California Golden Seals sang Tornado Justice. The Birmingham's captain Dolph Lundgren XII signed his lundgrenesque autograph. Adolf Hitler was Tarellian. His filth-encrusted sidekicks, MIB, Heinrich Himmler, and George 'Dubya' Bush man-trained with Major Barcalow, El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World Osama Bin Laden, Martha Stewart, El Idiot Supreme of Flare MIB, and two gerbils. Anna Kournikova was gay until Intendant Kira choked Lt. Worf. Supreme Grand Admiral and Creator of Flare Charles T. Capps snorts crack from Risa. Bart Simpson made Dolph Lundgren IV a slingshot which broke and killed him, again. Dolph Lundgen SUCKS popsicles flavored with popsicles that kill Batman, Ultra Magnus, Omega, militiamen and PeeWee Herman penguins. Omega exploded thrice upon igniting gas. Batman proposed to Silver Surfer while Silver Surfer masturbated over Mrs. Dolphene Ludgren. Omega jumped the shark-like armchair. The Glock fired rubber condoms like fish eggs. Amy Wynn said "No, both!" Touquefucker Dolph Lundgren XII, the oral tongue-ilator ravished Jean-Claude van Damme posthumously. Jeff Raven might love exploding monkeys sometimes, but renegade Suliban reneged retroactively,
requiring...
BTW, for the name list, is one of the gerbils that was in the big man train Jesus' pet gerbil? The one whose birthday is in February?
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hhe cant post tw0 words at once is ag4inst teh fuX0ring r00lz lolololololololol thaT dOesnt RoXOrs a t all not the win nar a b1g loser
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The Name Game continues:
The Dramatis Person� (in order of appearance): Jesus Christ's pet gerbil (2) Omega [Malnurtured Snay's bitch] (9) James Dean Adolf Eichmann Ronald Sandoval Tony Orlando Christopher Moltisante Tony Soprano Jennifer Melfi Pauli Walnuts Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter Jonathan Frakes Scott Hamilton Stiffler Yuri Gagarin Dolph Lundgren (6) Queen Elizabeth Chipmonks (2) Slartibartfast Michael_T Homer Simpson Patrick Stewart Mike Shinoda Dolphene Lundgren [Miss] (2) Little Lundgren George W. Bush (Dubya) [President] [Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick] (3) Jean-Claude van Damme (2) Charles (T.) Capps [Supreme Grand Admiral and Creator of Flare](3) Jeff Benson (Jeff Kardde) (Malnurtured Snay [a Vogon poet] [the Tomato Rocket-esque]) (4) Lee Kelly (Vogon [the Poet]) (2) Jiang Zemin Bashar Assad Gene Ray Aleksandr Soljenitsyne (Alexander Solzenytsin) Batman (4) TSN Donald Rumsfeld Betty White lookalikes First of Two Seven of Nine Tim Berners-Lee Ultra von Magnus, Jr. [dog-loving in vitro offspring] (2) Ultra Magnus [the Foolish] (Ultra von Magnus [supreme chancellor]) (6) Elian Gonzalez Ruben Blade Luis Gonzales Dr. Seuss Tinky Winky The359 (The Monolith) (2) MIB [Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick][El Idiot Supreme of Flare](4) Gandalf [the Grey] McKellan [the Gay] Bronson Pinchot Dead or Alive Robert Mugabe Malnurtured Snay-android [gay workout buddy] Dolph Lundgren III [Navy Chief Zamboni Driver 1st class] Stephen Collings Wang Chung James Bond the Denver Nuggets Lambchop Mini-Me David Caruso Dennis Franz CaptainMike Dolph Lundgren IV [Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class] (2) a hooker the '91 Denver Broncos Martin Luther King, Jr. [Reverend] Tony Danza the California Golden Seals Dolph Lungren XII [Captain of the Birmingham] [Touquefucker 3rd Class] [the oral tonguelator] (2) Adolf Hitler [Tarellian] Heinrich Himmler [Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick] Barcalow [Major] Osama bin Laden [El Supreme-o Ass Hole Of The World] Martha Stewart a second gerbil Anna Kournikova Kira {alternate} [Intendant] Worf [Lieutenant] Bart Simpson Dolph Lundgen militia-men PeeWee Herman penguins Silver Surfer (2) Amy Wynn Jeff Raven Suliban renegades
Oh, and UM: Dolph Lungen adn Dolph Lungren are spelld differant peepu1 U DROPPED UR POWERUP TO WIN TEH GAEM AND OMGEA PIKED IT UP AND TOOK IT TO TEH GOAL!!1!1!! Winning with the most appearances: > Malnurtured Snay's bitch, Omega (9) > Dolph Lundgren (still at 6), plus two more uses of his name as a verb or adjective (making 8) > Supreme Chancellor Ultra (von) Magnus the Foolish' (7) > Vogon poet Jeff 'Malnurtured Snay' 'Jeff Kardde' Benson, the Tomato Rocket-esque (4 in as many different names) > Batman (4) > Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick, MIB, El Idiot Supreme of Flare(4) > Adolf Hitler's filth encrusted sidekick President George 'Dubya' Bush (3) > Supreme Grand Admiral and Creator of Flare Charles (T.) Capps (3) > The359 (TheMonolith) (2) > Chipmonks (2) > Jesus Christ's Pet Gerbil (2) > Miss Dolphene Lundgren (2) > Jean-Claude van Damme (2) > Lee 'Vogon Poet' Kelly (2) > dog-loving in vitro offspring Ultra von Magnus, Jr. (2) > Silver Surfer (2) > Touquefucker 3rd Class Dolph Lungren XII, Captain of the Birmingham, the oral tonguelator (2) > Army Man-Train Engineer 3rd class Dolph Lundgren IV (2)
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