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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*cringes* .... hey guys, Watch the crude remarks, okay? ... I may have to take my whip to yah.

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown


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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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I detect no crudeness....

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.



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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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What? Was that offensive? I've been the butt of that joke one too many times.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Saltah'na
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Flee in terror as Charles Capps holds the mighty Masamune!!!!

Masa: This gets boring........

Mune: Where's Cyrus or Glenn when you need him?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Jedi Weyoun
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*trying not to choke from laughter while eating Cheez-Its* Erm....Charles? Did you ever play a certain guy on ST TNG? Oh...what was his name...Crusher? yeah! Thats it!!

"Hi Captain Picard! Can I borrow the Enterprise for the evening? ;-) Got a hot girl I wanna show the sunset on Bajor..."

BWAHAHAHAAA.....sorry, CC...that picture just BEGS that, though *L* I must say, the beard gives you a whole new look. It makes for a very good picture. (*sniggers*...I just had to do this...)

WARNING, WARNING WILL ROBINSON! THIS JEDI DOES CRAZY THINGS WHEN SHE BE BORED.

okay, nuf of that. no more comments from this peanut gallery *tapes her own mouth shut and slips back into the shadows*

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**The Light only shines in the dark, and sometimes innocence is just an excuse for the guilty**


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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'And this photo of Charles was taken in the days of the old high school. Before the dark times. Before the beard'

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.


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Jedi Weyoun
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oh yeah! i already mentioned i love the way he looks with the beard!

*goes into deep hiding for fear of a violent reaction* hehe...*waves white flag in front of CC's face*

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**The Light only shines in the dark, and sometimes innocence is just an excuse for the guilty**


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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CC: "Hello. I'm Charles Capps, and we're here tonight to discuss the use of arrays in Perl scripts."
Someone in audience: "No we aren't. This is a gathering of the Cult of Curry."
CC: "Oh...er..." *runs for emergency exit*
Daryus: "Well, it was worth a try. Who's up for some lamb curry?"

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."


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Jedi Weyoun
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*L* *senses a stroke of revenge coming...*
I CAN TAKE IT, YOU HEAR!! **BrInG** **iT** **oN** *L*

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**The Light only shines in the dark, and sometimes innocence is just an excuse for the guilty**


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Charles: Well? What do you think? Soft as an android's Bottom?

Audience in an overwhelming voice:

NO!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Antagonist
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Auctioner: "Now, ladies, we have a semi-bachelor programmer and webmaster of a massive Star trek forum, his name: Charles Capps from, ehh, Moron Hell, is it? *looks at Capps quizically* Yes, well, anyways, his starting bid is, $200, do I hear $200?"

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GET THE MONEY!


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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(continuing Antag's entry)

Woman 1: "25 cents!"
Woman 2: "30 cents!"
Woman 3: "I'll bid $5 if he's willing to repaint my garage..."

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Narrator: "Now this is what we in Vermont used to call moose-face-before-an-untimely-collision syndrome."

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")


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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Ouch!

*Charles grins devilishly after he just made an off-color remark about the girl behind him*

*Immediately after the picture was taken*

Girl: Charles, what did you just say?

Charles: Umm....

Girl: *SLAP!*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV


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Warped1701
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*mutters something about accursed double posts*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

[This message was edited by Warped1701 on May 10, 1999.]


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