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I don't watch Letterman, so I have no clue about his joke, yes?
Is it the guy that tried 'acquiring' Data?
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I re-read through the posts and noticed that...
I guess I am a page behind...
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quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: Yeah, but you were referring to Dave Letterman's on-going joke at the moment, no?
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The missing name, thank you, I can't seem to find my Encyc., and went offline, so no good looking at startrek.com...
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1. The Captain is from Trek 2. The Captain isn't human 3. The Captain hasn't had lunch with Jadzia Dax (as far a we know) 4. This Captain isn't in the habit of dressing up in Starfleet uniforms and playing with light-sabres. 5. This Captain would not have crashed his father's Ferrari in an ultimate universe. 6. This Captain does not have a battle-damage chest insignia chest plate action figure with future sword. (for all we know! ) 7. This Captain is not a Starfleet officer 8. It's not the Captain of Love 9. This is a CAPTAIN not a sub-commander etc. 10. It's not Cap'n Cruch. 11. He is male 12. He appears in only one episode 13. He didn't appear on TOS 14. He is not a disease, an alcoholic beverage, nor made of crystal meth 15. This Captain isn't "a shortarse who hides behind a scary-looking dummy when making comm transmissions" 16. He didn't kill JFK (well that we know of! ) You can tell Oliver Stone anything you want. 17. It's unknown whether this captain is from the Beta Quadrant 18. He WASN'T previously, a member of Def Leppard. 19. It's not Captain Maxwell 20. He didn't appear on Voyager. 21. He is not from the TOS era. 22. He is not from the Enterprise era. 23. He is from the TNG era. 24. It is not Captain Dathon 25. We don't know if he is or isn't from a military organisation 26. He is from our universe 27. He is not Captain Danger 28. He is not Captain Not Danger 29. He is not from the Future 3x century. 30. He is not in your pants Edipis. (And, no Dave, this isn't Vassar! ) 31. He does command a freighter 32. This Captain didn't ever kidnap a member of the Enterprise? 33. He isn't a guy that tried 'acquiring' Data/it's not Kivas Fajo. 34. He is not that woman that Sisko was dating. 35. It is not Captain Durgo of the Mining Shuttle Nenbek
Keep going.
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