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AndrewR
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1. The Captain is from Trek
2. The Captain isn't human
3. The Captain hasn't had lunch with Jadzia Dax (as far a we know)
4. This Captain isn't in the habit of dressing up in Starfleet uniforms and playing with light-sabres.
5. This Captain would not have crashed his father's Ferrari in an ultimate universe.
6. This Captain does not have a battle-damage chest insignia chest plate action figure with future sword. (for all we know! )
7. This Captain is not a Starfleet officer
8. It's not the Captain of Love
9. This is a CAPTAIN not a sub-commander etc.
10. It's not Cap'n Cruch.
11. He is male
12. He appears in only one episode
13. He didn't appear on TOS
14. He is not a disease, an alcoholic beverage, nor made of crystal meth
15. This Captain isn't "a shortarse who hides behind a scary-looking dummy when making comm transmissions"
16. He didn't kill JFK (well that we know of! ) You can tell Oliver Stone anything you want.
17. It's unknown whether this captain is from the Beta Quadrant
18. He WASN'T previously, a member of Def Leppard.
19. It's not Captain Maxwell
20. He didn't appear on Voyager.
21. He is not from the TOS era.
22. He is not from the Enterprise era.
23. He is from the TNG era.
24. It is not Captain Dathon
25. We don't know if he is or isn't from a military organisation
26. He is from our universe
27. He is not Captain Danger
28. He is not Captain Not Danger
29. He is not from the Future 3x century.
30. He is not in your pants Edipis. (And, no Dave, this isn't Vassar! )
31. He does command a freighter
32. This Captain didn't ever kidnap a member of the Enterprise?
33. He isn't a guy that tried 'acquiring' Data/it's not Kivas Fajo.
34. He is not that woman that Sisko was dating.
35. It is not Captain Durgo of the Mining Shuttle Nenbek
36. It's not Thadiun Okuna
37. It's not T'Jon of the Ornaran freighter
38. He's not YO MOMMA [Smile]
39. It's not Captain Grebnedlog of the Pakleds
40. Sorry, it's not is it captain kangaroo

Maybe you should ask a few more general questions.

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EdipisReks
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does he wear pants? is he nice? has he ever licked a slug?
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Okay, I'm breaking the rules, and I'm asking several questions at once. Sue me.

Was this Captain's episode on DS9?

Does the Captain's episode appear in a season later than the fourth?

Was the Captain antagonistic to the show's protagonists?

Did the protagonists solve a problem for the Captain?

Did the protagonists trade with the Captain or his crew?

Did the Captain die in the episode?

Was the Captain actually seen in the episode?

And finally: Did the Captain have special dealings with a particular member of the crew other than the protagonist Captain?

If somebody can't solve it after those questions, forget it.

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Mikey T
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Great... don't tell me he's the Vulcan captain from the USS Saratoga NCC-31911...

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Is he an alien species that only appeared once on Trek?

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Is it Captain Rixx form the TNG episode "conspiracy"?

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AndrewR
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1. The Captain is from Trek
2. The Captain isn't human
3. The Captain hasn't had lunch with Jadzia Dax (as far a we know)
4. This Captain isn't in the habit of dressing up in Starfleet uniforms and playing with light-sabres.
5. This Captain would not have crashed his father's Ferrari in an ultimate universe.
6. This Captain does not have a battle-damage chest insignia chest plate action figure with future sword. (for all we know! )
7. This Captain is not a Starfleet officer
8. It's not the Captain of Love
9. This is a CAPTAIN not a sub-commander etc.
10. It's not Cap'n Cruch.
11. He is male
12. He appears in only one episode
13. He didn't appear on TOS
14. He is not a disease, an alcoholic beverage, nor made of crystal meth
15. This Captain isn't "a shortarse who hides behind a scary-looking dummy when making comm transmissions"
16. He didn't kill JFK (well that we know of! ) You can tell Oliver Stone anything you want.
17. It's unknown whether this captain is from the Beta Quadrant
18. He WASN'T previously, a member of Def Leppard.
19. It's not Captain Maxwell
20. He didn't appear on Voyager.
21. He is not from the TOS era.
22. He is not from the Enterprise era.
23. He is from the TNG era.
24. It is not Captain Dathon
25. We don't know if he is or isn't from a military organisation
26. He is from our universe
27. He is not Captain Danger
28. He is not Captain Not Danger
29. He is not from the Future 3x century.
30. He is not in your pants Edipis. (And, no Dave, this isn't Vassar! )
31. He does command a freighter
32. This Captain didn't ever kidnap a member of the Enterprise?
33. He isn't a guy that tried 'acquiring' Data/it's not Kivas Fajo.
34. He is not that woman that Sisko was dating.
35. It is not Captain Durgo of the Mining Shuttle Nenbek
36. It's not Thadiun Okuna
37. It's not T'Jon of the Ornaran freighter
38. He's not YO MOMMA
39. It's not Captain Grebnedlog of the Pakleds
40. Sorry, it's not is it captain kangaroo
41. He wears pants. (One would assume)
42. He might be a nice guy - depending on the situation
43. I don't know if he's ever licked a slug.
44. This Captain's episode was on DS9
45. He doesn't appear in a season later than the fourth
46. He wasn't antagonistic to the show's protagonists
47. The protagonists didn't solve a problem for him
48. The protagonists didn't trade with the captain or his crew (the protagonists might be hard to recognise, y'know)
49. The Captain didn't die in the episode
50. The Captain was seen in the episode
51. He didn't have any special dealings with any particular crewmember or protagonist
52. He's not the Vulcan Captain from the Saratoga NCC-31911
53. He is an alien species that has only appeared on Trek once (as far as I know - actually there may have been a TNG appearance... hmm.)
54. It's not Captain Rixx.

KEEP TRYING! Those answers should really help! [Wink]

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is he in my pants....oh wait, i've used that one already. uh, got any gum?
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Mikey T
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God, he better not be Klingon then.

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well we already established that he's not military and not starfleet, yet some morons cant be bothered to read above and keep asking if its a starfleet captain. im sure someone who doesnt care to read its a species thats only appeared once will ask if its klingon...
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Ritten
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$$$$$$$Since I don't think the Europeans have seen the Ep yet...

Yes, thae Klingon Kapitan from Enterprise...

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Look at 23, eejit.

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The_Tom
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Did he appear in the first or second season of DS9?

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is he from the non forested part of Saskatchewan?
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Ritten
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mmm, yes, too much info to take in at once I suppose...
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