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AndrewR
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Woman: If you just start peeling here - you will notice I'm actually a MAN!

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Jason Abbadon
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Man: "Y'know, I only agreed to come on the Jerry Springer show because you promised me you were'nt a man!"

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Woman: "I'm fat, wrinkled and ugly. Please pay me a compliment."

Man: "Your eyesight is spot on."

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".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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I've been out of the loop for a bit, had to start a new job to pay the bills.....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Man: "So...the butt?"
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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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The correct answer involved high-current electrolysis, side effects of Klingon-steroids or 'bearded' ladies.

I'm declaring Cartman the W1NNAR because I suspect this to be an old joke from the nearly lost art of vaudeville. Simon is the runner up because even though, I probably don't get it, I still think it's funny.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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HOORAY!!!

Now, how best to capitalize on this.

(You were correct, BTW. Copyright of the joke belongs to, uh, the London Comedy Theatre. Or at least I think it does. But enough of that.)

One POWARUP to be had, folks:

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Ritten
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Pope thinking: Oh God, take me away from the complete and utter moron!!!!!!

Bush: ....and I would like the Vatican to release all of it's weapons of mass destruct to the UN or we will invade, as it is our right to.

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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MinutiaeMan
Living the Geeky Dream
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Pope (to self): "I ought to absolve the every Catholic in America of their sins... just ten minutes of listening to this guy is penance enough!"

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“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” — Isaac Asimov
Star Trek Minutiae | Memory Alpha

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AndrewR
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Pope: Oh - I think I left the iron on!

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Hobbes
 Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat 
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Bush: "As all you registered Catholic voters know, election time is coming up..."

Pope: "Please God, you owe me one, just smite him like in the old days."

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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Pope: OMG I forgot my math homework!
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Grokca
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Pope thinking: I hope he finishes soon, I've got alterboys waiting in my room.

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"and none of your usual boobery."
M. Burns

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bX
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Bush: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 27 years since my last confession... Hey, uh... I have a list. It's kind of long. You want I should just hit the highlights?
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Jason Abbadon
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Bush: I heard a funny joke on the way to the Vatican today,-
Why cant Jesus eat M&M's?
Because he's got holes in his hands! Get it, John?
Holes in...his..hands...awwww.
I said somethin' bad again didint I?"


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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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