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Man: "Y'know, I only agreed to come on the Jerry Springer show because you promised me you were'nt a man!"
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Woman: "I'm fat, wrinkled and ugly. Please pay me a compliment."
Man: "Your eyesight is spot on."
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I've been out of the loop for a bit, had to start a new job to pay the bills.....
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The correct answer involved high-current electrolysis, side effects of Klingon-steroids or 'bearded' ladies.
I'm declaring Cartman the W1NNAR because I suspect this to be an old joke from the nearly lost art of vaudeville. Simon is the runner up because even though, I probably don't get it, I still think it's funny.
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HOORAY!!!
Now, how best to capitalize on this.
(You were correct, BTW. Copyright of the joke belongs to, uh, the London Comedy Theatre. Or at least I think it does. But enough of that.)
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Pope thinking: Oh God, take me away from the complete and utter moron!!!!!!
Bush: ....and I would like the Vatican to release all of it's weapons of mass destruct to the UN or we will invade, as it is our right to.
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Pope (to self): "I ought to absolve the every Catholic in America of their sins... just ten minutes of listening to this guy is penance enough!"
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Bush: "As all you registered Catholic voters know, election time is coming up..."
Pope: "Please God, you owe me one, just smite him like in the old days."
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Bush: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 27 years since my last confession... Hey, uh... I have a list. It's kind of long. You want I should just hit the highlights?
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Bush:I heard a funny joke on the way to the Vatican today,- Why cant Jesus eat M&M's? Because he's got holes in his hands! Get it, John? Holes in...his..hands...awwww. I said somethin' bad again didint I?"
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