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Dilbush: Ya know... that's a nice buffalo hat you have. How many people you killed for that hat?
Palace Guard: Not as much as you have.
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Bush: "I have to remember o pass that anti-mullett legislation before things get this bad back home..."
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Bush: I thought all the furries were from Texas! Hot damn! I'll have to add this country to the "Axis of Evil"! First I'll fuck up the garden though...
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Is that a sword, or are you happy to see me???
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"Hey, do you know the way to Baghdad? I can't read this map!"
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I realize it's terribly uncouth to attempt the same joke again, but I'm full of mashed potatoes and vegetarian gravy so I'm obviously not thinking clearly:
Soldier: With the blast shield down I can't even see. How am I supposed to uncover weapons of mass destruction?
GWB: Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them.
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