The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Right! You've had it easy for a while, but I'm in a MEAN mood tonight, so no more Mr. Nice Guy. . .
Yes, it's time for all you young folk to test your mettle on some Classic Trek! Over in alt.binaries.startrek some sad git has been posting vidcaps from all the episodes, and I've earmarked a few for future use. Here come five (well, four and one other) of the best.
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Spock: *melds with computer* "Numbers... Endless Numbers... Too many Numbers..."
Computer: "I have performed an illegal operation and will now shut down."
Spock: "You... Will... Not... Crash... You are not a Microsoft product, you are Nomad! I mean, you're... Bob!"
------------------ Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded." Delenn: "What mistake?" Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
Spock: We are prepared for your weekly full body cavity search, Captain. Please report to the bondage chamb-- I mean, the interrogation room immediately.
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Spock: "First officer's log, stardate 4708.1. With time growing short, I have decided to test the cure on myself."
"First officer's log, stardate 4708.3. The cure is working, though there are some minor side effects. My hair appears to have turned gray."
"First officer's log, stardate 4708.4. The ship has been invaded by space pixies. I must save us all! (Note to self: remove emotional outburst before sending logs to Starfleet Command.)"
"First officer's log, stardate 4708.6. Space pixies gone, but room is now filled with buxom space women. I am mildly concerned, but it has been about seven years now..."
------------------ "I'll be the sky above the Ganges I'll be the vast and stormy sea. I'll be the lights that guide you inward. I'll be the visions you will see." -- R.E.M.
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Spock: one of these buttons must get me out of this desk...
------------------ With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead
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Can't you all see what is going on here? Spock's reading steamy cyber-romance novels while Chapel and the other woman prepare for mud wrestling! Yes!
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Unbeknownst to many, most notable Frank G, winner of the last Commrelay CapCom, Paramount briefly courted buying the rights to the "Interrogation of Charles Capps" thread back in the sixties, but several publicity photos were all that were ever produced.
------------------ "Breen. Try saying it. Bre-een. Rolls nicely off the tongue, doesn't it?"
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In the Starfleet Rest Home, a befuddled Mister Spock attempts to get old Amos & Andy shows on the "talking box" as the nurses ready yet another colonic.
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Spock: Nurse Chapel, hold yours up and stand on one leg. Dr. hold yours in front of you and stand on both feet, yeah, that's better, we're getting a picture now !!
------------------ Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse
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