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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted March 17, 1999 05:50 PM

Spock: I'm sorry ladies, but you're going to need much more than a bungee cord and a thigh master to fix the warp engines...

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted March 17, 1999 07:30 PM

Spock: "The box clearly said heat on high for two minutes, yet the center of my pastry is still frozen."

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
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They Might Be Giants

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

posted March 17, 1999 10:19 PM

as Spock hits a button that reads - "Vent" - water streams out of Nurse Chapels' head and into the measuring cylinder

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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

posted March 18, 1999 04:12 AM

Spock: I'm old, the mind dims...... I'm not as logical as I used to be.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 19, 1999.]

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

posted March 18, 1999 05:26 AM

Spock: Are you almost finished recreating that cure from the 20th Century yet?

Nurse Chapel: Almost.

Dr. Wallace: I've got it! Adrenaline!

Spock: Adrenaline? I thought you were making Viagra! Where did you get your knowledge of the 20th Century from?

Tom Paris: From me, you freakasaurus!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

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The Excalibur
Senior Member
Member # 34

posted March 19, 1999 04:08 AM

Spock readys the music, while the girls break out the "Toys".

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted March 21, 1999 08:58 AM

The winner is TSN. Runners-up are The_Tom and The Excalibur.

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