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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Founder: "Tell me, Weyoun, does my b..."

Weyoun: "Does your... what?"

Founder: "Never mind. I think it's just fallen off..."

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"I make fun of senior citizens, but obviously I aspire to be one of them, the alternative being what it is."
-Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future

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Jedi Weyoun
Active Member
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Founder: uuuugh...Mondays....

Weyoun: Perhaps a hot shower, Founder?

Founder: Trying to rinse me down the drain, this time? Very funny.

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Founder: Weyoun, do me a favor.

Weyoun: Of course, Founder.

Founder: Next time I decide to invade the sun, please talk me out of it.

Weyoun: Of course, Founder. If I fail to talk you out of it, I'll bring along some SPF 1000 sunblock.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

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Founder: Next time Weyoun, warn me that I'm about to set myself on fire like Richard Pryor did. Or else!

Weyoun *bows*: Yes, Founder...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

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Jedi Weyoun
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Weyoun: I didn't realize leprosy was back in style...

Founder: Is that cloning chamber operational YET??!?!?!

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Weyoun: So who spilled the dip?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Founder: You tell Thot Gor that if he makes fun of my acne pock-marks one more time...

Weyoun: That he should be ready to activate his self-termination implant...?

Founder: No, you useless twit...Breen don't have implants...

Weyoun *has a revelation*: That's right...

Founder: Just tell him that Thot Gor will be "Thot Gor no more".

Weyoun *bows*: As you wish, Founder.

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Founder: "Don't just stand there, help me find my hands."

Weyoun: "Yes, Imhotep."

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The Excalibur
Senior Member
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Founder: I can't believe I ate the whole thing!!

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THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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I'm on a roll!

The winner is Sol System for the perfect coffee moment. Runners-up are Jeff for the cream and The Excalibur. 8)

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Yay!

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"Gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love."
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Soul Coughing

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