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Xentrick
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Choking Man: "Who (gasp) are (gag) you?"


Vader: "I'm Batman."


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Xentrick
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Vader: "It's almost nine o'clock! We had a reservation for eight! I've been waiting nearly an *hour* Why haven't we been seated yet?"


Maitre d': "I'll see if I can find you a table."


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Jeff Raven
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Darth Vader moonlights as a dentist

Vader: You have 3 cavities on your back molars...And you have advanced gingivitus.

Man: *chokes and collapses*

Vader: Damn, I got to get me a chair.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam


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TSN
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Okay, I'm sorry, but the big bum joke is just too easy on this one. I'm not even going to bother... :-)

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"Silence, you contemptible shrew!"
-Stewie, The Family Guy


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Darth Vader: Chriopractor.

That reminds me, I've got to cancel my appointment..........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Saltah'na
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Stormtrooper: That's it, Vader, lift those dumbells...... only 6 more lifts to do........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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PsyLiam
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Yup, the bum joke is WAAAYYYY to easy to make.

*ahem*

Vadar: when I said GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR GALAXY I MEANT IT!

Bloke: But I'm *gasp* not a *choke* Vorlon...

Vadar: SILENCE! Damn. Hell. Damn. Bastard.

Bloke: We need a new scriptwriter. Bloody bastard. *ack*

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on June 16, 1999.]


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Xentrick
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...this was the Heimlich Maneuver.
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Sol System
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Stormtrooper: "All right buddy, hands over your head. Remember, no cameras are allowed."

Rebel in background: "Wow, security is really tight. I can't believe I get to see Star Tours on its first night! They say you feel like you're really in the movie."

Stormtrooper: "Oh, it's realistic enough."

Rebel: "By the way, where's the exit? I didn't see one on my way in."

Stormtrooper: "You'll see the exit soon enough."

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"According to myth, the earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis. We'll do it for you in six minutes."
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Dr. Leonard H. McCoy


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Jeff Raven
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Once again, a hapless fan gets caught sneaking into Skywalker Ranch in search of hints and spoilers of the next Star Wars movie...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam


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Jeff Raven
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And the winner is...

Tahna, for the lifting dumbells...
Second, to Weyoun, for the sucking up one...

Honorable mention goes to Jubes, who constantly reminds us where her mind is...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam


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RW
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What are dumbells??

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Jubilee
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Hey cool, I actually WON something! woohoo!

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If I follow you home, will you keep me?


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Saltah'na
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RW: Weights..... though some may think I meant something else......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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