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Stormtrooper: "All right buddy, hands over your head. Remember, no cameras are allowed."
Rebel in background: "Wow, security is really tight. I can't believe I get to see Star Tours on its first night! They say you feel like you're really in the movie."
Stormtrooper: "Oh, it's realistic enough."
Rebel: "By the way, where's the exit? I didn't see one on my way in."
Stormtrooper: "You'll see the exit soon enough."
------------------ "According to myth, the earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis. We'll do it for you in six minutes." -- Dr. Leonard H. McCoy
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