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Congrats to Darkstar for improving his grammer. It's very refreshing, compared to the number of
"wats rongwith my spellinz yougay hate me vygrehas qantumtorps that blowzup!"
Although his Topic tiles need a little improving. Creating a thread called "Voyager" in a forum called "Voyager" is seriously lacking in imagination. I suggest reading a good book. Or burning one. The heat will light the fire of your imagination.
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At this point, I feel I should shout out "5-nil!", but I will refrain.
Hmm, maybe if they actually had Melinda Messenger on their football team...they may not play better, but the entertainment value of the team would go throught the roof.
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The football club should probably take that on board. People who watch Fort Boyard every week don't watch for the entertainment value, but for the sight of Melinda running across the set (although many would claim that is entertainment.)
The number of people walking through the turnstiles would double overnight, if not for the quality of football, they'd go for the swapping of shirts at the end of the game....
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Well, since Swindon is sorta equidistant between London and Bristol, I suggest we all meet there and picket them demanding they put Melinda on the team. Get Monty on board, go round to Darkie's house and write (grammatically and punctuationally correct) graffiti on the walls, do that alcohol thing that everyone here so disapproves of.
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Hey -- speaking of "that alcohol thing which everyone around here disapproves of" -- will someone explain to me the difference between American and English pool?
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Well in American pools little kids turn the water yellow cause they're too damn lazy to get out of the pool and go to the bathroom. Which is why I refuse to go to pools anymore.
As for English pools, I have no clue.
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I imagine English kids pee too, although they keep their upper lip stiff....
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