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Were there a construction pit leading to the centre of the Earth within walking distance of my house, I would cast myself into it this very instant.
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I could give you a lift, if it's too far to walk.
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I'm not getting into a car with you. Ever.
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THINK OF THE STONED ROAD ADVENTURES
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He'd just party his brains out every day, and then be all like "dude, where's my car?" the morning after, and then I'd have to shoot him. So, no.
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And what's so bad about my driving? Would you rather Jeff? Or Liz?
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(Man, in real life, you'd be all laughing, because I totally would have said Woofer like Woo-Fur, and man, that is funny when you do that, like Boo-k.)
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The problem is at disposing the body, primarily. All 300 pounds of it. Which is a lot. Because he is fat. So I must pass.
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And to think that this topic started about a Lego model of DS9...
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quote:Originally posted by Cartman: Were there a construction pit leading to the centre of the Earth within walking distance of my house, I would cast myself into it this very instant.
POSTFACE: AND I WOULDN'T SCREAM!
Also, Liam, Jeff at least knows how to handle himself on the road. And Liz has more audio hardware in her car than the average Radio Shack. You, therefore, are the weakest link. Buh-bye.
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Oh, gosh! That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. "You [therefore] are the weakest link. Buh-bye." You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show, right? "You, [therefore] are the weakest link. Buh-bye." And yet, you've taken that and used it out of context to insult someone in this everyday situation. God, what a clever, smart boy you must be to come up with that joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh, too. Any Journey to the Center of the Earth jokes you want to throw out at us, as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because we're all here. God, you're so funny.
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You should leave the sarcastic remarks to people who are actually adept at making them, like Liam. Because, while the paragon of humor and wit may not be me, it sure isn't you either.
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