Next attempt:Star Trek: YEEPS!
The acerbic, crochety Captain: George Carlin
"You Cardie **** ***** *****-heads! You can **** my ****!"
The hyperkinetic holographic engineer: Robin Williams
"Let's see what happens when I reconfigure the dilithium modulance matrix and connect it to the holographic flux capacitor! *BZZZZZZZZTTT!!* Whoo! what a rush!"
The Counselor: Jeanene Garofalo
"You think YOU've got problems!"
The Doctor: Gene Wilder, reprising an old role
"It's Fr-ANKH-en-STEEN!!"
The Security Officer: Arnold Schwartzenegger
"Ya Klihngahn Bastahds, ya kehlled mah sahn!"
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson