------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
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CO:Captain Paul Pratt (ME) XO:Kira Nerys (She would be enganged to me) (DS9) TACTICAL/SECURITY:Worf(TNG/DS9) HELM OFFICER:Tom Paris (VOY) OPS OFFICER:Luitenant Kim (Yes under me he would get a promontion shame on you Janeway!) (VOY) CHEIF ENGINEER:Belanna Torres (I would seduce her and have an affair with her behind Tom Paris and Kira Nerys back)
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CHEIF MEDICAL OFFICER: DR CRUSHER(TNG) SHIPS COUNSELLOR:SEVEN OF NINE (VOY)
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Tec: The Prometheus is a deep space tactical vessel. That's why I like her. I'M ALL ABOUT THE GUNS, BABY!!
MickeyT: Neelix as counselor, huh? "Help me, Neelix, I don't know what to do on this ship, I feel useless." -"Well maybe you can help me in the kitchen?" -"I have a degree in warpfield technology!" -"Well, er, so do I! But face it, you're not going to get a promotion that way, the only one on this ship who has is Paris, although we're technically at war once a month. Look at me, I used to hang out with the ThunderCats, but they all died and I got into the junk-business, now THAT'S A CAREER-CHANGE!!!" -"Get down from the table." -"Sorry."
DARKSTAR: 7o9 as counselor? Whygodwhy?
------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His turnip not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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Why then everyone would go and see her and because of her Borg based philosphy could give a no-nonsense answer and she is VERY VERY SEXY!!
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Empathy is irrelevant, psychology is irrelevant, sympathy is irrelevant. That's borg philosophy for you, T�rnipito. But I understand you were joking, it's allright.
------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His turnip not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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I'd just be a Q, making a crew (and a ship) unnecessary.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
And sometimes Star Trek fans wonder why we have a bad name.
I AM TEH CAPITAIN1!!!!!!!! I GET TEH SEX!!!!!!!!NOT LEIK NOW, NOT WIHT MY HAND!Q!!!!!1!!11!!!!
------------------ "This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?" -Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01
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USS Meridian - Prometheus-Class (I was gonna go with Nebula, but then I remembered how much I liked the Prommie)
Commanding Officer - Capt. Cole Bozman
that's me, duh.
First Officer - Cmdr. Spock
The obvious foil for any emotional human such as myself. Spock is the quintessential first officer -- he knows when (and how) to speak to his CO when he's acting badly (no pun intended).
Flight Controller - Ens. Rager (from "Relics")
Well, as good a pilot as Tom Paris is, I find his shallow appreciation of "20th century culture" distasteful. Also, if he wasn't on Voyager, he'd be in jail. Plus Rager's one of the few conn officers actually willing to move the ship on more than one axis!
Chief of Operations - Lt. Cmdr. Data
Data's the obvious choice here, due to his android nature. Plus we'd get plenty of "exploring humanity" shows out of it.
Tactical/Security - Lt. Cmdr. Tuvok
I'd want someone cool and in control at the weapons station. Can't get much more in control than "Mr. Vulcan".
Spock would be the obvious choice for science, but I like Dax more. C'mon, it's _Dax_! Plus I think she has a good amount of command experience, thanks to the Defiant, so she's my choice for second officer as well.
Chief Engineer - Chief Miles O'Brien
Miles is the perfect choice for chief engineer, because he doesn't overestimate his repair times, he isn't a total failure with women, and he doesn't punch people in the nose when he doesn't get his way.
Chief Medical Officer - Dr. Leonard McCoy
He wrote the book on alien physiology. Plus you gotta have him and Spock together.
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Assistant Chief Engineer - Lt. Joseph Carey (back from oblivion!) Transporter Chief/Bridge Officer - Mr. Kyle Nurse - Ens. Alyssa Ogawa
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Hey, Neellix is expendible. Just in case any negotiation went south, they can shoot him rather than me...
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
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But, she's VERY VERY SEXY. But, I suppose that's a moot point, seing as how one is engaged to Kira and seduces Torres. No lack of rumpy-pumpy there.
------------------ "This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?" -Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01
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