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Yes...that's why when they have sex, they do it the missionary way with a double-headed dildo...
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Simon doesn't. For some hilarious reason related to his mammouth member.
I can't be arsed thinking up a decent joke. Sorry.
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They looked remarkably similar to Armus (from "Skin Of Evil"). For slightly obvious reasons.
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The queen will use whatever means necessary to make you either join the collective or rejoin the collective (Data and 7 of 9 respectively). If she thinks that talking in a suggestive manner will make you come over to the borg, she'll use it. I dont think that the borg have sex, why bother when you can transwarp a few dozen cubes over a densly populated planet, transport down a million or so borg dones and assimilate the planet before anyone can say Resistance is FUTILE. Always wondered why they sent two single cubes to assimilate earth then decided that that tactic didnt work well so looked for other more subtle ways of assimilation. Sheesh! Stupid Borg! Just send in about a dozen cubes, didnt you see how much trouble starfleet had with the single ones?!?
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Because they've had a 90% chance of succeeding (both times) with only one cube. They were stopped the first time by a fluke, and the second time by Picard having some previously unmentioned telepathic contact to the Borg.
Two cubes would be inefficient.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
Sheesh! Stupid Borg! Just send in about a dozen cubes, didnt you see how much trouble starfleet had with the single ones?!?
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