[ November 15, 2001: Message edited by: Sol System ]

I presume Wesley would be appearing in a cameo capacity at the Wedding of Deanna and Will.

As for that book with Sela in a coma - mustn't be very exciting!

Riker: "There must be something we can use against that obsecure alien ship which is kicking our butt, despit our obvious tactical superiority, being the most bloody powerful vessel ever built by the Federation to date. Suggestions?"

Troi: "Maybe we should get Captain Picard to take command, Will. You hardly said anything besides 'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrredalert' since the fight started."

Riker: "You're one to talk. Who was the one that said, 'oh my, I sense some hostility from them', AFTER they started shooting at us?!"

Worf: "My analysis of their hull indicates that it is composed of a simple modeling plastic material, with cheap aluminium-tin alloy colored paint armoring. However, due to their plot device generator, our phasers and quantum torpedoes cannot penetrate it."

Riker: "Mr. Worf, good of you to join us, again. Where the hell did you come out of, by the way?"

Worf: "I was showering at home, the next thing I knew I was here on the bridge. Naked. Must have fallen through a plot hole."

Extra: "Sir, the Br'Agab'Erman ship is coming around for another pass! They're firing..."

[Ship shakes from the hit, something explodes, killing the extra]

Riker: "Bridge to engineering: Geordi, we need more power to the shields!"

Geordi: "I'd like to help you Commander, but with all this switching between the VISOR, the artificial eyes, and now the real eyes, I'm now completely blind. I think I'm trapped in a bathroom, but I'm not positive."

Data: "I believe there is a way to disrupt the plot device generator of the enemy vessel, sir, by using a specially modified shuttle as a bomb. Basically, our own plot device."

Riker: "Explain, Data. Try to keep it simple."

Data: "Since the alien ship is travelling at warp 10, we will have to use Whesly, who has suddenly reappeared in our lives, to enhance a shuttle's warp engine so it could keep up. For warhead, we will tape the visitng blond fan service, 7 of 9, to the nose of the shuttle, since her Borg nanoprobes can do just about anything. Piloting and guidence will be provided by our guest Captain Janeway, just because we do not need to waste our extra hair, I mean, air supply. In any case, ramming the shuttle into the enemy ship should produce the desired effect."

Riker: "Of getting rid of those three?"

Data: "We can only hope that they die so easily."

Riker: "Make it so. I'm going back to my quarters now, since these things always work. Care to join me, Counselor?"

Troi: "Only if you shave that beard off again."

Worf: "Do you realize that we just created a huge time paradox, in which because Captain Janeway is killed here, the USS Voy... Whoa... Here's comes that weird tickling sensation, which could only mean another plot hole... See you people at the next reunion!"

[Nake Klingon disappears off bridge]

Data: "Uh oh, I just realized my warranty expired yesterday. Damn..."

[Data falls apart, a small boy takes command]

William from Lost In Space: "Here we go again!"

Here to STX. Cheers.

[ November 17, 2001: Message edited by: David Templar ]