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That explains whay his porn site flopped so badly.
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Hardly. My snuff stuff is still very popular among the Lynx users. It's all in Finnish, though, so I'm limited to about 3 million hits, tops. And that includes the underage market.
Which is why I'm planning on doing some ASCII art to broaden the clientele.
We've corrupted you: throughly. Though a small critique: it would have been funnier if you had been snuffing those underage teens, but still, Bravo.
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Yeah, the Hero cuts the right wire with his eyes closed, and the digital timer stopped on "001".
That's why you should always go with an old fashioned alarm clock instead, or at least use a mercury switch. As the guys at Radio Shack to help you build it- they're all about that stuff.
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Or just read the appropriate entries in the Evil Overlord Guide. Digital timers should always be rigged to detonate at the 0:13 mark. And every wire used in the construction should be red. (And, if possible, connected to a high voltage source rather than to the actual bomb mechanism.)
Alternately, the imaginatively sadistic and technologically advanced Evil Overlord might set up a voice recognition trigger cued to variations of "Whew, that was close".
...Until Paramount comes up with something new and shiny, or Shane completes his "Mr Scott's" update, I guess the only use for this forum is to provide flood relief to Officers' Lounge. Perhaps we should update the Evil Overlord list with the most recent Trek lessons learned in that field? (BSG works as well.)
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Don't remind me. I was on a booze boat from Tallinn to Helsinki during that game, returning from singing in an Estonian catholic mass. Plenty of singing during the voyage, too. Until that third goal... After the initial dust had settled, it was the quietest three hours I've ever experienced aboard a booze run.
Okay, so the clerks at the tax-free were Swedish, and made cheerful noises until the impending multiple homicides forced the premature closing of the shop.
It was a beautiful ride, though. Calm as in "Titanic". Ice floes all the way to the horizon. Add the sinking feeling... Our quartet considered singing "Nearer, my God, to Thee", if only to outshout the "Den Glider In" of the clerks.
quote:Originally posted by Mark Nguyen: C'mon, we ALL know Timo's been pimping out SOMEWHERE. He writes and types far better than most Americans, for cryin' out loud...
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Don't let him fool you - he is HUGE in Iceland simply huge. Groupies all over the place, kinda scary really.
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