quote:Originally posted by Cartman: That's probably because Galors swapped weapons more often than I change my underwear. They fired purple beam thingies in The Wounded, orange beam thingies in Emissary, and then yellow beam thingies during the Dominion War, so what type of armaments those ships actually carry is anyone's guess.
You've only changed your underwear 4 times in the past 14 years? Ewww! Stinky smelly boy!
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I am naturally clean. I do not stink. I can go without a shower for months and still smell like roses. This is an advantage in the field of dating.
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quote:Originally posted by Cartman: I am naturally clean. I do not stink. I can go without a shower for months and still smell like roses. This is an advantage in the field of dating.
Didn't Bambi call a skunk "Flower"? The prosecution rests.
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Do you have any sense if smell at all anymore Cartman? How would you scrape off your undies after four months? Sounds painful.
Didint the Glaor fire torpedo-thingies at Tonto's ship in Voyager's pilot?
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Negative...that Galor fired (what became) the standard Cardassian yellow-beams...from numerous locations, most not identified in the above scans.
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I smell everything.
And unlike some people I know, I actually wipe my arse after doing the deed. My undies always come off with graceful elegance. This is another advantage in the field of dating.
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