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Styrofoaman
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...doing many many intresting things, and some rather boring mundane stuff as well.

Anyway... I found this while cleaning up some old backups:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/Lizoid/Toilet.jpg


I remember it came from here but don't remember who made it.

If possible I'd like to use it in a project a couple of friends of mine are working on detailing the design and construction of the Constitution and the Enterprise... This would go in the section "Other Engineering Challanges."

"...difficulty was encountered with the original design of the toilet seat as drawn by the design team. Wood was choosen for the first prototypes. While it's light weight and morale-boosting asthetic design was pleasing to the humans, the Vulcans found the risk of splinters to be illogical."

...or somthing to that effect. [Big Grin]

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Hello. I'm new, you're newly returned. I've already suffered the initiation rite. Do they do a re-initiation if you've been away too long?

Regarding your toilet seat write-up, perhaps something about "a comprehensive study of the anatomical morphology of the posteriors of member races serving in Starfleet presented new and previously unknown design challenges..." ?

;-)

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After all, not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place.

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deviantArt page | Online portfolio

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Ritten
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No Lurker, we don't, although we could start.... lol

Hey, how's the plant?

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A plant? I thought men like him were usually called fruits!

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Ritten
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Don't fruits come from plants?

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Reverend made that.
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Styrofoaman
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quote:
Originally posted by Lurker Emeritus:
Hello. I'm new, you're newly returned. I've already suffered the initiation rite.

;-)

OMGWTF ITSA NOOB! STFU! ROFL!

[Wink]

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Styrofoaman
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quote:
Originally posted by Ritten:
No Lurker, we don't, although we could start.... lol

Hey, how's the plant?

We've expanded a bit.

Well quite a bit.

That's a lie.

...we purchaced two rivals and increased our market share sixfold.

Now we're the 1,983rd largest maker of plastic-based food packaging products! YAY!

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Ritten
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Making 1,984th feel bad....

Congrats.

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We are trying to decide if we should add thier We are contemplating whether or not to add their technological distinctiveness to our own.
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Ritten
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I even understood that......

Only if it adds to your branding/image I would think.

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Jason Abbadon
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Welcome back- send me some styrene!
Or...start making starship models!

I know you've thought of it.

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quote:
Originally posted by Styrofoaman:
We are trying to decide if we should add thier We are contemplating whether or not to add their technological distinctiveness to our own.

I think our next upgrade should include spelling and grammer checkers.

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Styrofoaman
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quote:
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Only if it adds to your branding/image I would think.

We don't have a brand we do custom work. For example if Dried Meat-Treats LLC needs a certain design package for beef-jerky we make the film, form it into bags, print bags and ship them by the case-load to Dried Meat-Treats LLC.

As for the starships... Maybe I could stick some styrofoam plates together for the saucer and styrofoam cups for the nacelles?

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