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B.J.
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So, does "Toast Rack" actually mean something to a Brit to actually make that funny or something? Because it does nothing for me.

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It's a. . . rack. . . for serving toast in?

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Again, must be a Brit thing, because I see that as completely useless. Yes, I do eat toast, but I never toast more than two slices of bread at a time, and it usually goes straight from the toaster to my hand. Why not just stack the toast on a small plate? The toast would stay warm longer.
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I agree, they are pointless. The toast goes cold and dry. Only time our one gets used is when we have people to visit, and then the toast just gets used to mop up egg, beans, whatever. But stacking on a plate? You get a steam/condensation/water vapourey buildup that makes the toast soggy, and that's even worse.

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Not if you wolf it down in the 30 seconds following the smearing of said toast with peanut butter, jam, or some other form of deliciousness.

Mmmm... peanut butter toast...

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Further evidence, if it were needed, that Cylons don't like their consciousnesses to get soggy.

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So, does "Toast Rack" actually mean something to a Brit to actually make that funny or something?

Cylons are toasters. Toasted Cylons are on (and off) the rack. Duh.

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B.J.
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Bite me. As if it wasn't obvious above, I'd never heard of a "toast rack" before.
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quote:
Originally posted by Aban Rune:
Not if you wolf it down in the 30 seconds following the smearing of said toast with peanut butter, jam, or some other form of deliciousness.

Mmmm... peanut butter toast...

It's PeanutButter Jelly Time!
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quote:
Originally posted by Aban Rune:
Not if you wolf it down in the 30 seconds following the smearing of said toast with peanut butter, jam, or some other form of deliciousness.

Mmmm... peanut butter toast...

Vegemite?

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I can only think of flamethrowers and enormous female cleavage. Merry Christmas!

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The Kiwi version of Marmite, for me. Yum.

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