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Ive been looking back through the kinds of stuff you blokes discuss round here, and I reckon I've spotted a glaring omission. This is the internet we're using guys, and if there's one thing that characterizes it it's sex. So what do ya think of it all?
Now, it's obvious some of you have some very strange ideas about how other people should live their lives, so I bet I'm on a winner here, argument-wise. Course, could be you're all teenage virgins and internet porn represents your only sexual release and you don't wanna talk about it from sheer embarrassment. I just saw one post where that librarian feller wouldn't even use the word 'arse,' which says a lot.
Now, cards on the table. I like porn, it's a good laugh. Nothing better to look at with your mates over a few tinnies. There may be a few sad muckers out there spend all their time in a darkened room doing the old four-finger shuffle, but it takes all kinds to make a world.
And one more card to throw down: I don't hold with anything that exploits children in any way shape or form. We clear on that?
Go to it!
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Actually, in a recent poll, spanking the monkey was the third most popular past-time amoungst Trek fans. After using a computer, and using the internet.
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They say: 40% of men who commit crimes against women have read/viewed porn.
I say: So? 95% have read the Bible. There's no correlation.
The Japanese have violent-themed porn that makes our stuff look tame. But almost no incidence of rape or other sex crimes. Why? Because the Japanese are generally civilized people.
I watch it. I like it. I've never done anything illegal in that area, though, and I never will. I'm in a loving, monogamous relationship.
I used to get together with four or five friends on weekends when I was in grad school, and rent a couple of the odder ones (ones themed on real movies, -- 'Muffy the Vampire Layer', 'Three Men and a Hooker' -- or 'freaks of nature' ones) and we'd MST3K them till we were blue in the face, making fun of the dialogue, atrocious acting, obvious looping, etc. I should mention that the above friends were WOMEN.
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Well, since Jubilee hasn't been around for a while, our sexual discussions have been a bit wane. I'll admit to watching a little porn every now and then, however, ogling at some of the college chicks seems more interactive. he he he.
Shik
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I adore porn. Simple & succinct.
From a HS friend I recently got in contact with again:
"I had an unofficial premiere of a new short film that I finally got off my ass to make this summer. It's called Pleasureland and it's about porn and 5 out of the 6 actors in it are naked and pretending to fuck. I have high hopes for it."
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I don't know, Vogon, I don't think porn is that much of a controversial issue these days. I don't think it's that much of a big deal OOOhhh!! I've just come! Thank heaven for multitasking.
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"40% of men who commit crimes against women have read/viewed porn"
Erm... Wouldn't that mean that the majority have not? That would almost suggest that not viewing pornography makes you more likely to commit crimes against women.
Not that those figures could be accurate, anyway. I mean, how can 60% of these guys have never viewed porn, when I'm sure 99.9% of guys over the age of twelve have...?
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Heck, even I've seen pornography. It's kinda hard to avoid, if you spend any time online. Someone once hacked www.zophar.net back when I was visiting it to redirect to a porn site, for instance.
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Yes, I see. You "accidently" stumbled upon it. I have a feeling that if one were to look at your HD, you'd have saved gangbang movies renamed to 'startrek.mpg' so your parents couldn't unearth them.
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I have a feeling that if one were to look at your HD, you'd have saved gangbang movies renamed to 'startrek.mpg' so your parents couldn't unearth them.
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