I remember it came from here but don't remember who made it.
If possible I'd like to use it in a project a couple of friends of mine are working on detailing the design and construction of the Constitution and the Enterprise... This would go in the section "Other Engineering Challanges."
"...difficulty was encountered with the original design of the toilet seat as drawn by the design team. Wood was choosen for the first prototypes. While it's light weight and morale-boosting asthetic design was pleasing to the humans, the Vulcans found the risk of splinters to be illogical."
...or somthing to that effect.
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Hello. I'm new, you're newly returned. I've already suffered the initiation rite. Do they do a re-initiation if you've been away too long?
Regarding your toilet seat write-up, perhaps something about "a comprehensive study of the anatomical morphology of the posteriors of member races serving in Starfleet presented new and previously unknown design challenges..." ?
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No Lurker, we don't, although we could start.... lol
Hey, how's the plant?
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A plant? I thought men like him were usually called fruits!
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We are trying to decide if we should add thier We are contemplating whether or not to add their technological distinctiveness to our own.
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Only if it adds to your branding/image I would think.
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Welcome back- send me some styrene! Or...start making starship models!
I know you've thought of it.
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quote:Originally posted by Styrofoaman: We are trying to decide if we should add thier We are contemplating whether or not to add their technological distinctiveness to our own.
I think our next upgrade should include spelling and grammer checkers.
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Only if it adds to your branding/image I would think.
We don't have a brand we do custom work. For example if Dried Meat-Treats LLC needs a certain design package for beef-jerky we make the film, form it into bags, print bags and ship them by the case-load to Dried Meat-Treats LLC.
As for the starships... Maybe I could stick some styrofoam plates together for the saucer and styrofoam cups for the nacelles?
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