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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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The other one's at 214K at last count, so here's another one.

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"YOU SMEG!"

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

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The Continuing Pompatus Wars? Oh my god, I think I'm gonna die laughing!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

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Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

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So, at this point, Krenim just caused Siegfried to explode; Blot ate the Matrix of Love, which First of Two gave to Siegfried; the Orion Defender destroyed Triangle Man and Universe Man and is babbling on about other stuff; Tahna Los is slicing everything with a mile-long lightsaber; Spoiler God's appetite was ruined...

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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...and a partridge in a pear tree. :-)

Charles Capps. (I just feel he should be mentioned once in a while in his own interrogation.)

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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I AM SPOILER GOD

FEAR MY. . . EXCUSE ME? I'M GOD! I CAN EAT WITH MY MOUTH FULL IF I WANT TO!

I GOT MY APPETITE BACK, OBVIOUSLY.

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Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

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I AM REALISM GOD

FEAR MY WREATH

HOW CAN YOU EAT IF YOUR MOUTH IS ALREADY FULL? THERE'S NO ROOM LEFT FOR ANY MORE FOOD!

[This message was edited by The Shadow on March 16, 1999.]

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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I AM SPOILER GOD

SHUT UP MR. PERFECT SPELLING OF 1997.

I SHALL NOW DO AS MY SUPPLICANTS REQUESTED AND UNLEASH MY IRRITATION. . .

"Fury!"

WHAT?

"Unleash your fury!"

OH, YES. UNLEASH MY FURY ON SIEGFRIED. ER. . . HOW DO I DO THAT, ANYWAY?

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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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Fear your wreath, ...ok, if you say so Frank.

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Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

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Well, you're a god...be creative. Try something involving subatomic disruption.

(The wreath was intentional, BTW. )

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The Excalibur
Senior Member
Member # 34

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OK, I've been avoiding this for a while, but about fifty post ago, there was an urgent plea for the Excalibur from Sieg. Who do I blast? (Please don't say Spoiler God, He's impervious)

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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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Frank, Kill Frank

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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*pulls out an insanely huge oar*

*whacks Orion into next Monday*

Bye Bye!

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

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Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

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You blast Siegfried, Excalibur.

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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Eat the Matrix of Love, will you? Well! BE that way!

*blasts Krenim and Tahna with hundreds of Swedish Meatballs (with gravy)*

Think you can defeat ME? NO ONE can defeat me!

*SPLUTTA-SPLUTTA-SPLUTTA-SPLUTTA-SPLUTTA-SPLUT!*

*Reaches into the BOLLIC (Black Ops Leather Longcoat of Infinite Capacity) and pulls out the Matrix of Matrixes. All other Matrixes go inert.*

HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEE!

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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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*stands there watching and laughing his face off as Jeff actually misses again and somehow manages to whack Krenim*

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[This message was edited by Orion Syndicate on March 16, 1999.]

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