Some people call me the space cowboy. Yeah. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurrrrrrice, 'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love. People talk about me baby, Say I'm doin' you wrong, do-oin' you wrong. But don't you worry, baby, don't worry, 'Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home.
'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the su-u-u-un. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm midnight toker. I get my lovin' on the run. Ooh-ooh-ooh. Ooh-ooh-ooh.
You're the cutest thing that I ever did see. Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree. Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time. Oh, yeah, baby, I'll sure show you a good time.
'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the su-u-u-un. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm midnight toker. Sure don't want to hurt no-one. Ooh-ooh-ooh. Ooh-ooh-ooh.
People keep talking about me, baby. Say I'm doing you wrong. Well, don't you worry, don't worry, no, don't worry, mama. 'Cause I'm right here at home.
You're the cutest thing I ever did see. Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree. Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time...
I hope I got that right. I found the lyrics somewhere, and I changed a few things that didn't look right. Oh, well...
*starts singing again*
Particle Man, Particle Man, Doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important. Particle Man. Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater, does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows. Particle Man.
Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle Man hates Particle Man. They have a fight, Triangle wins. Triangle Man.
Universe Man, Universe Man. Size of the entire universe man. Usually kind to smaller man. Universe Man. He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand, And, when they meet, it's a happy land. Excellent man. Universe Man.
Person Man, Person Man. Hit on the head with a frying pan. *bang bang bang bang* Lives his life in a garbage can. Person Man. Is he depressed, or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Person Man? Degraded man. Person Man.
Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight, Triangle wins. Triangle Man.
*John Linnell comes in and plays accordion solo*
------------------ "Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..." -The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"
Beat up Monty Burns. Then for good measure beats up Frank, Krenim, and Jeff. Steals Swor dof Omens, then drives of in Thundertank, running over Leader-1, Cliff from Cheers, Snake-eyes, and Frank again for good measure.
MaGiCons enter. 'Unite!'
'Now, face S&Mtron!'
------------------ 'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.' 'Why's that Hol?' 'No bugger'll drink it' Holly and Lister.
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Erm... I have no idea who I'm commanding... You people, um... Go do what Frank tells you...
As for me, I'm bringing in the TMBG navy! (It has to be a navy. I'm a commodore...) Alright, crew of USS Puppet Head, roll call! Ana Ng! Chess-Piece Face! Mr. Tambo! Urine Man! Mr. DJ! Particle Man! Triangle Man! Universe Man! Person Man! Rabid Child! Big Duluth! Cross-Eyed Bear! James Ensor! James K. Polk! Exquisite Dead Guy! John Henry! Blue Canary! Hotel Detective! Bill! Every gal in Constantinople (who live in Istanbul, not Constantinople)! You are all under the command of Captain Flansburgh! And remember: We do this... for science!
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*Charles walks in, picks of mysterious sword*
'Hmm, what is this thing? Oh no, S&Mtron. With a greyhead that appears to be missing skin! My word, its shooting beams out of its eyes. Why, judging by the power of...'
------------------ 'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.' 'Why's that Hol?' 'No bugger'll drink it' Holly and Lister.
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The USS Puppet Head is powered by the Infinite Discontinuity Drive, a much more powerful version of the discontinuity drive used to create Trek scripts. Therefore, dead people can come back to life.
------------------ "Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..." -The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"
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*reappears with the Matrix of Love and looks at all the monsters, creations, and -icons charging at him.*
Singing Voice: You've got the touch...
*grips handles of the Matrix and opens it. Blue beams shoot out in all directions, halting the oncoming hoard. Krenim, Tim, Frank, GalvaGarak, and Jeff Raven stop.*
The Matrix of Love has been used. There are no more bad feelings in the thread. Long live love.
*disappears with the Matrix of Love.*
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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By the way, those are the right lyrics, Tim.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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