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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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This thread is like the Blob...it just keeps growing and growing...threatening to destroy all it comes in contact with!!

ARHHH!!!! RUN!!!

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso



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Jay the Obscure
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Or maybe, like Tribbles, this thread is just born pregnant with posts. Like McCoy, it just saves time that way.

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso


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First of Two
Better than you
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*Appears in a blast of blue flame*
HA-HA!

Krenim, you only THOUGHT you left me a crater!

That was actually one of my infinite army of android drone doubles! (a la Doctor Doom) Blast one, and two more take its place! BWA-HA-HAAAA!

*Sends army of doubles after Krenim and Frank*

*Disappears to Latveria*

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*I only SEEM Normal*


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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*sends Constructicons to destroy Latveria*

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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*Has the Krenim fleet bombard Latveria from orbit, being careful not to hit the Constructicons*

Charles Capps. (Not much point to calling it "The Interrogation of Charles Capps" is he isn't mentioned once in a while... )

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"


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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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*reappears from inside Blot covered in lubricant and holding the Matrix of Love. Grabs the matrix and points it at the Constructicons.*

Hi ya, guys!

*a beam of love hits the constructicons, immobilizing them.*

My work here is done for the moment.

*disappears with the Matrix of Love.*

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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First of Two
Better than you
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*Has hidden Latveria inside an N-dimensional construct, in a location known only to himself and two other people, both of whom are now dead.*

*Laughs as the bombs fall on empty space*
"Look, you're annoying the villagers. Somebody's cow's gonna be giving sour milk."

*Modifies nanoprobes to seize control of all functioning Transformers in the area, assimilates them, and sends them against their former masters*

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*I only SEEM Normal*


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Manages to repel the deluge of meatballs with gravy, breaks free of Siegfried's light beam, then cuts Blot in half.

*sniff sniff.......snifffffffff?????!!!?!?!?!!!*

OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!

*runs*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Hey, didn't Elim Garak die a while back?

*sees Elim floating in space*

Me: "Elim...I have summoned you here for a purpose..."
Elim: "If you say so."
Me: "You are to destroy Siegfried's Matrix of Love. It is the one thing, the only thing, that can perpetuate this thread. Destroy it for me."
Elim: "Fine, but, uh, I'm dead."
Me: "Not a problem..."

*reforms Elim into GalvaGarak*

Me: "Destroy the Matrix..."
GalvaGarak: "Well, how am I supposed to do that?"
Me: "Eh, you'll figure something out."

Now, then...er, does anyone know how I can remobilize the Constructicons?

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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And speaking of Blot, you're certainly not helping the poor guy's self-esteem. And now the Terrorcons can't form Abominus.

But, I guess all the Transformers have been infected with nanoprobes anyway. I'd use the Creation Matrix to make more, but it seems to have been rendered inert.

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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*thanks Frank for reforming him*

*sits in a corner of this thread scheming a way to honour he deal (sort of) he made with Frank*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."


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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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*reappears with Excalibur*

::insert Xena battle cry here::

*destroys the Constructicons with Excalibur*

Ooh, gotta love the sword of power!

*disappears before GalvaGarak catches him*

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Ack. That can't be good. I didn't know there was a sword of power...

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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*attaches high-speed warp skis to his boots and heads off in hot pursuit of Siegfried (Poor guy; why doesn't anyone spell his name right?)*

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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'I must say, this is all getting rather silly. I request that we stop this all...'

*is eaten by Leader-1.

Ahha! Now I have the Matrix, and shall become Leader Prime!

(But doesn't that mean the same thing?'

'Shut-up! I shall now use my new powers to create, the MaGiCons! MaGiCons, attack all in your way!'

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.


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