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What did I say about unauthorized TMBG use? Still, as long as it's for a good cause...
And now, purely to show TSN up, Certain People I Could Name.
"The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield. Count the arms, the legs and heads, and then divide by five. Drenched in blood they move across the screen. Do I need to point or do you see the one I mean?
The one in back, the way he acts. Is he reminding you of anyone we know? Isn't he so like certain people I could name?
Halfway through the thirty minutes, halfway round the world. Here's the story on the genocidal overlord. In the palace with her epilettes. Watch her little gestures as she lights her cigarette.
Look at her you must see it too. Is she reminding you of anyone we know? Isn't she so like certain people I could name?
Disembodied and detached a voice describes the scene. As a lizard stalks a helpless creature on TV. Music underscores the tragedy. Eyes with no expression watch the unsuspecting prey.
Who is it like, doesn't it it strike. You as the very image of someone we know. Isn't it so like certain people. How could anybody miss. The obvious, and the uncanny and the clear resemblance. Isn't it just like certain people I could name?"
------------------ "I'll be the sky above the Ganges I'll be the vast and stormy sea. I'll be the lights that guide you inward. I'll be the visions you will see." -- R.E.M.
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Geez, we're gonna have to start the eighth installment of the "Interrogation of Charles Capps" by tomorrow if we keep posting at this rate.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Okay, forget the bunny kabobs. They're getting kinda ticked at us now. Chihuahua kabobs, anyone?
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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*Notices Krenim's attack on the Nth dimension* *Laughs* I said N-dimensional space, NOT the Nth dimension! They're completely different! HA-HA-HA! You'll NEVER find Latveria now!
*Collapses the portal to the Nth dimension, trapping Mumm-ra, the Mutants, and the Lunattacks inside forever*
*sets the hidden entryway to N-dimensional space to a rapidly modulating random-dispersal shifting spatial/temporal frequency, just to be safe*
*Zaps Krenim into the Phantom Zone*
*settles down for nome nice kebabs* Make mine ALL-Meat!
------------------ *I only SEEM Normal*
[This message was edited by First of Two on March 17, 1999.]
For the benefit of Mr. Kite, There will be a show tonight On trampoline. The Hendersons will all be there, Late of Pablo Fanques fair, What a scene! Over men and horses, hoops and garters, Lastly through a hogshead of real fire. In this way, Mr. K. will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mr. K. Performs his feat on Saturday At Bishopsgate. The Henedersons will dance and sing As Mr. Kite flies through the ring. Don't be late! Messrs. K. and H. assure the public Their production will be second to none. And, of course, Henry the horse dances the waltz!
The band begins at ten to six, When Mr. K. performs his tricks Without a sound. And Mr. H. will demonstrate Ten somersets he'll undertake On solid ground. They've been some days in preparation. A splendid time is guaranteed for all. And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill!
------------------ "Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..." -The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"
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