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Mikey T
Driven
Member # 144

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Maybe he doesn't use United Airlines

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

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Hobbes
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Member # 138

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Stewartess: "Excuse me sir, but I need to see you're ticket before you can enter first class."

God: "But I'm God!"

Stewartess: "Yes well we'll see what the ticket says."

::God smites stewartess and enters first class::

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Pronouces it "Twenty-O-One"
This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

posted

Don't just stand there, like you've never seen the 'and of God before!

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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"Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry' this, and 'forgive me' that, and 'I'm not worthy'...!"

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.

[This message has been edited by TSN (edited January 05, 2001).]

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Puumba: Your Majesty! I gravel at your feet!

Timone: That's grovel!

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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
-www.userfriendly.org, 12-08-00

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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
Member # 9

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"Rock on!"

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"Uh, Cody, what has the Mullah of Cappistan been smoking?"
"MILKSHAKES. I HAVE BEEN SMOKING MILKSHAKES!"

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