Step I: Go from spear-hunting and howling to flying turbofan attack-jets in a month.
Step II: Get access to small nuclear device.
Step III: Put firecracker on enemy planet.
(Appendix: If you're nauseatingly lucky, the target of your choice is made out of nitroglycerine. Don't count on it, though.)
Step IV: Push a button.
Step V: Get haircut and shag tribal virgins until you catch fire.
Epilogue: Try not to annihilate your OWN species due to jumping eons in evolution of the human brain, or when getting access to alien weapons of mass-destruction LEFT on earth.
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Oh, and did anyone but me think that the Psychlo's (of the movie) looked a tad, just a tad, like some other species, maybe some with big foreheads??
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Your idea? I've been telling you to get a haircut for over a year now. And stop wearing black all the time too. You look like a colour-blind SAS commando. Or someone who doesn't know how to dress.
And don't you even THINK about growing a goatee, or I'm coming over there to kick your arse.
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"The Trouble with Shatner's Tribble hairpiece"
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