Welcome to Bookie Magnus' (The new toy, after God Magnus. He turns into a loanshark & a horse. So he can race himself) corner. Today, we've got tons of interforum matches, and we'll use the knowledge gained from my brief - yet extraordinary - coupling with the Matrix, to decide, and predict the winners of these title bouts. What titles? I don't know, but it sounds exciting! On to the fights.
If it's your first night, you HAVE TO fight.
Omega and Jay
Seeing as how the Flameboard is their own little practice arena, these boys sure have got each other down. In arguing, I mean. Not anywhere else. Like in bed.(SORRY DARKSTAR.)
In a long, long, drawn out battle of slanderous Liberal generalizations and comparisons to Fundies and Gun-Totin' mountain men, the final blow will delivered in an unseen twist: both men realize that their passion for using and debating sterotypical political affiliations makes them co-write a comic strip similar in style to Doonesbury. But not funny. Well, more not funny than Doonesbury.
They live happily ever after.
JeffK and JeffR
At first, we would think "Ah, a battle of the Jeffs! How Penultimate!" but we would be wrong.
No, you see. Jeff Raven is apparently not a Jeff at all! I can't recall his official name, but a fake Jeffication is an automatic disqualification from the Battle of the Jeffs.
Then it's Over, you say?
NO!
JeffK (Who bears absolutely no resemblance or relation to the 1337 haxxor JeffK who also writes BETTAR THAN PENNEY ARCADE) is apparently not a Kardde either. He a Jeff Benson, which, according to the rules is another automatic disqualification, on the grounds that keeping your first name, but having a wierd non-related word next to it is wierd. And wrong.
That goes for you too, PsyLiam.
Draw.
Charles and Jubes
Oil men who sell oil in cans for squeaky beds which need oil are the real winners here.
(AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT GAY, DARKSTAR!)
Simon and UM (onboard the man train)
To the great disappointment to the many Men who like the Man Train, niether Simon nor I are currently passengers.
(DARKSTAR HAPPY!! GREAT IDEA!!)
I suppose if their were evil Men on board the Man Train (And, really, what other kinds of riders are there), we could engage in an 'Under Siege' on board the Man Train.
I'd be Steven Seagal. Mmm.......
Er, anyway, that gives me an idea for a Spec Script.
Liam and JeffK
Liam and Quatre
Liam and whoever Jeff is trying to set him up with
Liam needs some Rumpy-Pumpy. I say go for it. And I say, deliver me from Swedish furniture.
Gaseous Anomoly and Orion Syndicate
Uh. There's a difference?
They could combine to form Super Gaseous Orion Anomoly Syndicate Convoy. And have 44 points of Articulation!
*snort*
MaGiC and Liz
Well, imagination here is best. We all get different pictures of this event, and to some this is exciting. To others it's kinda wierd, and to Omega it's enough to cause him to become a Liberal.
Omega and George W Bush
Omega would win, in the same way that Monica won against Bill. Boy, did she ever win.
*Disturbing mental picture alert*
Omega.
Cigar.
*/disturbing mental picture alert*
Darkstar and Infinity11
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Advantage: Darkstar
Darkstar and TargetEmployee
For the ease of Visualization, here is a textual representation of this fight.
TE: I have found that the canoncial evidence on screen supports my idea.
DS: the Romulan Heavy Cruiser FNBYS'SCK is made in 2399 and is impproved with warp 9.99999 for 34 days meaning a trip from earth to DS9 would take 4 days 38 hours and 14 seconds
TE: What episode is this from? I have not been able to identify any canoncial evidence on screen that supports your idea.
DS: I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK
At this point, TargetEmployee would pull out a phaser and disintigrate DarkStar. He works with targets, so you know he's gotta lot of experience with bullseyes, and works for a chain store, so he is probably fed up with people enough to snap.
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 15, 2001).]
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