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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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There's a party in my head, but I had to decline the invitation.

It's 5:30 a.m. (CST) and I have a finite math final at 8 a.m. Am I prepared? Yeah. Am I lying? Yeah.

The fire alarm just went off ten floors above me. Glitch in the system. I'm the RA On-Call, so I had to go handle it.

Burn, baby, burn! We need to adjust the sensitivity on the detectors. I'm tired of air freshener triggering the system.

I'm the Pompatus of Love, and the Pompatus craves a double chocolate brownie frappuccino with whipped creme from Starbucks. Damn commercialization.

The flasher at the neighboring university has been identified. It's no one I know. I'm surprised by that.

I've been up since 1:11 p.m. Tuesday. Too many worries to go to bed. Yeah me!

WHO THE HECK IS BOUNCING A BASKETBALL OUTSIDE MY DOOR! I hope this is my last incident referral of the semester.

I'm da bomb. Really. I swear I am. Okay, I'm just a firecracker.

This post was brought to you by the evils of Starbuck's and the insanity of Charles Capps (he let me register).

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Harry
Stormwind City Guard
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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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and we can do it doggy style, so we can both watch X-files.

Narf.

Females.

Burgers.

Chicks.

B-4, Bingo!

no, form, form, for-ma

Well in that case, Bingo-ma!

An anvil's black and shiny, it's really heavy too, so watch out my chubby friend, or one may fall on you!

Kame-ha-me-ha

sweat baby, sweat, baby...

And now, preforming another classical work, the great Wakkorotti. *applause*

TROZ

Yes! This is a pain that will definitely be with me for a while.

I'm full of useless facts, such as seven foods that start with the leter Q.

Snarf, snarf!

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide


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Epoch
Geology Rocks
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Such random statements are not good for ones mental health. I finally got some sleep so the voices have stopped talking to me. Oh well of I go.

I am the Walrus Coo Coo Cachoo.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby.

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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Wow.

My sympathies.

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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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But just imagine the feeling when you've done the exams. Those endorphines man. Better than fucking heroin.

So I'm told, anyway.

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First of Two
Better than you
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New Python tapes.
Mrs. Atilla T. Hun.
Carol Cleveland is a hottie.
Girls.
Hope I get the Penn State Job.
Mir.
Damn, superglue on my hands.
Hungry.
Mmph.
Garak's book.. almost done.
Need to find thinner.
Bacon.
Tired.
Don't rub eyes! Cement still on hands!
Details.
Tail.
Girls.
Julie has headache... again.
Need backup girl.
Pshaw!
Spam.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I'm done with my final exams. The feeling is better than sex. Well, maybe. I have no basis for that statement. Anyway, I'm done. Off to bed with me!

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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In the Garden of Eden, baby!

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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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I'd be willing to make out to that hymn...

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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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What strange deals with dark powers have you people made to let you be finished with classes so early? I've got weeks left!

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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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That's probably because you've been distracted by all the gay sex.

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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You know Liam, if you want my number you can just ask.

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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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I was waiting until after you'd finished with all the gay se...sorry, I mean exams.

Besides, if I wanted your number, I could get it, no problem. Yeah baby.

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