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Ha! You wish. And what makes you think I'd call back?
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You mean you haven't already? Then whose been bombarding my answering machine with 10 minute long messages, saying things that I can't actually repeat without wincing.
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------------------ "Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?" -- M. Doughty
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You think you've got it bad? My flatmates have just finished their essays for the year, and...thanks to the incredibley thin walls we have... I've got to hear them have sex. Twice. In different positions.
Where's that wisy and gun?
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And how can you tell which position they're in?
"Ooh, ooh, now I'm on my back!"
"Yes! And now, roll over and bark. Bark!"
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I'm going into my fourth year in the residence halls and my second as a resident assistant. I can tell you for a FACT that different sexual positions give off different sounds. I'm going to make sure that this year I have a celebate next-door neighbor!
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I had no idea. I think this pressing issue deserves a thread of its own.
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I've already had a Solid State Electronincs exam, a tequila and two pints, Gurgeh's gone home, it's only 2.30pm, and I'm meeting my "auld lad" in an hour!!
I'm on the piss. I'm on the piss. WHO'S ON THE PISS? All Galway's Third Physicists are on the piss!!
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Here's the thing, though... To know that the different sounds are caused by different positions, you'd actually have to be looking at the people in question. *pauses* Why are you looking at the people in question...?
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Wow, Gaseous, out of the bar already? I must say I'm disappointed.
About being finished the exams, yeah it's pretty good. The last month has been sheer boring, monotonous, stressfull hell. I didn't quite get the feeling of elation I was expecting when I got out of the last exam, but on reflection, as I sit here enjoying the good life, having done quite well in the exams, with my Playstation and Syphon Filter ready and waiting in the background, I have to admit, there are endorphins aplenty.
About the flatmates having sex, as a general rule of thumb, it's tolerable as long as they're not fags, in my opinion.
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[This message has been edited by Gurgeh (edited May 17, 2000).]
Not in a "I hate gays" kind of way. More in a "can you BELIEVE the noise their making? Ewww!"
I could tell that they were in different positions by the fact that the bed was creaking in a different place, making a different sound, and some of the noises were a bit, er, muffled.
Blow me if I know the exact positions.
(Er, that wasn't an offer).
(Unless you have nice breasts).
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