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Saltah'na
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http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/301808

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Ritten
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Wow, talking about a cast iron stomach. Goofy neighbors too, if I had a person around that smelled like death I'd shoot them with a power washer when they went out.

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Daniel Butler
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I can only say "wow." Maybe with a "holy shit."
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Da_bang80
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
I can only say "wow." Maybe with a "holy shit."

Pretty much sums it all up right there. Although "creepy" is also at the forefront of my mind.

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Mars Needs Women
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I recall the a news report the other day about two elderly men who carried their dead friend on a chair just so that they could get his social security check.
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Da_bang80
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I remember reading about that on MSN.ca a month or so ago. There's some really sick and twisted people in this world.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Sean
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Well that sounds like the inspiration for a nightmare-ish CSI episode. Or maybe a comedic episode of HOUSE.
" So, you say your roommate smells like dog pheces and has refused to move off of the couch for 8 years. Hmmm.... I suggest a lumbar puncture. Nurse, try to find his lumbar region..... I also suggest you get your sofa re-upholstered."

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Daniel Butler
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Feces [Wink]

I think House would be the one carrying him 'round to get his check...or rather, to keep collecting pain killers prescribed to the dead guy.

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The Ginger Beacon
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Faeces.

How is it that House is still going? I mean Hugh sold his soul to Satan, made loads of money and proved he can't do an American accent. What more do they have to do?

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Daniel Butler
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I didn't find his accent that bad, myself.
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Fabrux
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Yeah, he sounds rather Yank-ish. Especially compared with his normal accent.

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Sean
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His accent sounds like he came from the East coast of the U.S. Like Connecticut, or New Hampshire, but not as stuck up sounding as Charles Emmerson Winchester The Third.

Dog crap. Better?

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The Ginger Beacon
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No, much worse. I don't have to worry about people poo when I go for a walk. Usualy.

As for the Hughster - I just can't stand that voice he puts on. Dunno, maybe it's because I know he's not an American, and in some sort of snobbish way I'm just a bit peeved that to be in an American showhe feels he can't be British. Or the producers feel that. I dunno.

I'm probably too in agreement with Nick Park (the guy that does Wallace and Grommit). His next film featuring the duo is a 1/2 hour short for the BBC, as he got fed up with producers telling him to take out a joke because they thought some halfwit kid in some US backwater wouldn't understand a joke about Wiggan.

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TSN
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"...because they thought some halfwit kid in some US backwater wouldn't understand a joke about Wiggan."

More like no kid in any part of the country would get it. I don't even get it. Neither does the Wikipedia. What the hell is a "Wiggan"? A Wiccan with a speech impediment?

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Sean
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This is the closest thing i found to that word;
From dictionary .com

Wigan
A borough of northwest England northeast of Liverpool. An important market town in the Middle Ages, it is an industrial city in a coal-mining region. Population: 81,200

If it means anything else, i dunno chaps

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