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B.J.
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^^ I hate screen names, too.

^^^ Sean, you realize you're half the age of most of the regulars around here?

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
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Do I qualify as a regular? Cuz I'm only...what...2010..grad...18...minus .... carry the one...
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I'm 21. So I'm some count of years older than him and less than twice.

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Ritten
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Sean, you maketh me blush. Although, with Lee back from Italy, I will lose my place.

I enlisted in the Army the year you were born, through the Delayed Entry Program. I would have retired six days ago. With little benefits, I am glad I didn't stay in.

Baloo is retired Ari Force isn't he?

So, who else is over 39?

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Sean
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By the time i am 39...
Some of you will have no hair and beer bellies ( those of you who don't already)

computers will be implanted in our brains and we can use our eye movements to surf the interweb

Star Trek 23 will have mostlikely come out, and people will still be bitching about it.

and oh what else...

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Ritten
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ENT reimagined will be the hot show to watch for us 60 something people.

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Daniel Butler
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Except by then society will be so liberal and carnal that they'll *show* Trip and T'Pol, and I don't just mean the crack of her ass!
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Sean
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Heres to hoping.

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Ritten
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While she is attractive now I think my then gravity will have taken hold.

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Fabrux
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She's a Vulcan, though. They don't age as quickly.... [Wink]

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Sean
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There is actually not really any conntction between the sagging of boobs and gravity. It is actually just the muscles that hold up the breasts weakening, and since breasts are mostly fat, they sag without support. Wearing a bra does not have any effect on them either. It just makes them more comfotable to have. I watch the discovery channel too much. Damn satellite television...

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Ritten
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I hadn't thought of the Fabrux, you are right indeed.

Technically true, Sean, but in a gravity free society they would not be pulled upon so much.

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Daniel Butler
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*shoves glasses up his nose impatiently* It'sh all academic, guysh, they *did* uzhe grabbity on the Enterprise. Sheesh. *snort*
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Sean
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True, but in a gravity present society, like the one we live in, whether you wear a bra or not, they are going to drop down a bit. Once we have hundreds of women in space for a long period of time, maybe we can test the no grav theory.

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Mars Needs Women
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I would test this theory in my lab, if only I could get women to come to my lab!
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Sean
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Well, I may know a few....

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