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Ritten
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You radiates? Through my humor nonetheless. Poor, poor you. My humor is, at times, sick, morbid, terrible, and, yes, sometimes it does stink, but it is one of the few things I can claim as my precious.

Can someone re-rail this thread?

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"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
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Sean
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And continue to talk about what this thread was originally about? Why would we do that? [Smile]

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Ritten
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We wouldn't, but Saltah'na took the time to create it so I thought I would give it a try.

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
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Sean
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Okay then. A guy has been decaying on a sofa for 8 years, and his senile roommate didn't notice.
Do discuss.....

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Da_bang80
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One thing I don't get is how this whole situation came to be in the first place. The article stated that the dead guy was the previous tenant, so assuming the new tenant was showed the apartment by the landlord, how the hell did he miss that? And what about movers, unless the apartment was listed as fully furnished, you'd think the new tenant would have some personal possessions that would require the use of a moving company.

Honestly, this whole story sounds like a fat steaming load.

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Daniel Butler
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I thought it meant the two were roommates and one of them shuffled off his mortal coil and the other one was too batty to notice.
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Sean
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That's what I thought too.

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Ritten
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Wouldn't the body had been quite dry after 8 years? Or did the AC finally give out?

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Sean
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Well, it may have decomposed before it could dry out, and all those microorganisms growing and living on the corpse might have kept it moisturized. It was probably a slimy pile of mush, with enough bone structure left to be able to make it recognizable as the dead man, or at least a human body.

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

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Saltah'na
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The expiry date is long due on this one:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/16/croatia.body.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

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Sean
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Well, at least the man in the other case was senile, and didn't notice his friend had died. This seems like a case of plain ignorance.

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Daniel Butler
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I was going to say I refuse to believe nobody could notice in 35 years a dead body in a neighboring apartment. Then I read this:
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Residents of her loft building in downtown Zagreb had broken into Golik's flat after deciding that the apartment should belong to them, and not to her. Startled by the remains in bed, they called police.
So, I don't think this is a place where neighbors particularly give a shit if you're dead. I mean..."deciding that the apartment should belong to them and not to her." That's pretty bare-naked selfish greed isn't it? "GIMMIE IT IT'S MINE!"
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Reverend
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And at the end of the article it looks like they're still squabbling over it.

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Ritten
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Ahh, the apex of human nature.

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Daniel Butler
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And I thought bitching over what channel to watch on TV was petty. *sigh*
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