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Saltah'na
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Yeah, it's safe to say that he got ripped off.

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Sean
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I wonder what the other passengers on board do to him when they had to use the bathroom.

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Mars Needs Women
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"At one point, the airplane experienced turbulence and Mutlu sat on the toilet seat without a seat belt, causing him "tremendous fear," the lawsuit said."

Hope he didn't crap his pants. [Razz]

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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by Mars Needs Women:
"At one point, the airplane experienced turbulence and Mutlu sat on the toilet seat without a seat belt, causing him "tremendous fear," the lawsuit said."

Hope he didn't crap his pants. [Razz]

WHich leads me to ask-

Why in hell did he think there would be a seatbelt in the bathroom?
( i've never been on a plane before, so I can't say for sure)

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TSN
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It never said he thought there would be one. But, during turbulence, I'm pretty sure they tell everyone to buckle up, which he obviously could not do on the toilet.
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shikaru808
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quote:
Originally posted by Sean:

WHich leads me to ask-

Why in hell did he think there would be a seatbelt in the bathroom?
( i've never been on a plane before, so I can't say for sure) [/QB]

I think you need to go outside and smell the jet-fuel kiddo [Wink]

But what a bummer, seriously. Poor guy should have made a commotion before getting on the damned plane. I mean, if someone gave away my seat I'd be pissed as fuck.

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Daniel Butler
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Man, I've flown a lot, and I'm sick of it. A two hour flight, oh yeah sure, but it still takes all day. A train trip that takes all day just takes all day, you know what I mean? Plus it's safer and you don't have big guys with blue gloves shoving Probity Probes in your orifices while eying you like you're a suicide bomber.
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The last time I got felt up by TSA, I had to fight the urge to say "Two by two, hands of blue." They probably wouldn't have gotten it -- I think they have to have their senses of humor surgically removed.

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Daniel Butler
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I think they would have surgically removed yours, as well. Via your rectum, manually. Have I mentioned my passionate dislike for those frakkers?
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AndrewR
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
Man, I've flown a lot, and I'm sick of it. A two hour flight, oh yeah sure, but it still takes all day. A train trip that takes all day just takes all day, you know what I mean? Plus it's safer and you don't have big guys with blue gloves shoving Probity Probes in your orifices while eying you like you're a suicide bomber.

Alec Baldwin in last week's 30Rock called that his "Freedom Search". [Smile]
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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
I think they would have surgically removed yours, as well. Via your rectum, manually. Have I mentioned my passionate dislike for those frakkers?

Just wait 'till you get a prostate exam...

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Daniel Butler
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Family history of colon cancer. I get cameras up my ass.
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
I get cameras up my ass.

Why do I get mental images of this being a show on Fox? [Eek!]
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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
Family history of colon cancer. I get cameras up my ass.

Fingers are bigger.

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HopefulNebula
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They're also warmer.

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