Name: Bernd
Nickname: ditto
Age: 32
Assumed Age: 17 at most
Birthday: Star Trek Day!
Sex: you mean how often?
Is this a question?: Is this an answer?
Residence: the university most of the time
Previous Residence: my little home nearby
Place you wished you lived in: Admiral's quarter aboard E-D
Favourite place: Betazed or Risa, hard to decide
Living arrangement: ceiling-up, floor-down
No. of siblings: one
Favourite food: chocolate 
Favourite class: Galaxy 
Favourite drink: hot chocolate
Favourite teacher: the children's computer on the E-D
Religious preference: none
Do you like Trek?: Last time I checked - yes.
When did you first get interested in Trek?: 1970's
What is your favourite Trek series?: Lately it's Voyager *takes cover*
What is your favourite Trek episode?: TYOH
What is your favourite Trek novel?: don't know
Do you like pickles?: only with chocolate
Will CC ever finish Flare2?: Will Flare2 ever finish CC?
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: There are four lights!!!!!
Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: Yes, and they will rename Flare to "Our Sheep Board"
Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: I don't tell.
What planet is Frank from?: Frankinar
Is Baloo really a bear?: Yup.
How long is the Defiant?: How can you spoil this easy and pleasant survey with such a hard philosophic question?
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Is this survey over?: Unfortunately not.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Falling, flying or gliding?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: 3.4332e00 +/-.7422e00 h^-1
What is your favourite kind of weather?: anything but ion storms
What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: a shuttlecraft
How many languages do you speak?: Only one at a time.
Are you?: Yes.
What is the answer to every question?: 47
Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: No, an intentional coincidence.
Empires overthrown: about 3
Empires created: roughly 3
Times reincarnated: an estimated 3 times
Godlike powers?: thinks faster than my computer can process it
Immortal?: Sometimes.
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Funkelstadt
Number of years of computer experience: 18
Number of years on the internet: 4
Processor speed: allegedly 500MHz
Hardrive space: 30GB
RAM: 256MB
Accessories: monitor, keyboard, wheel-mouse
Next upgrade: None, computers will never be that fast again.
What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Should be supported.
Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: No, Australia should remain a colony of the UK. ---> please don't kill me, that was a joke!
How about those Orkneys?: They are inhabited?!
If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Yes.
How do you feel?: I don't understand the question.
One moon circles: According to Newton's law of gravitation F=g*m1*m2/r^2, Earth and moon revolve around their common center of mass which is still inside Earth's volume, so it is a good approximation to say that the moon circles.
Done?: Yes.
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"Species 5618, human. Warp-capable, origin grid 325, physiology inefficient, below average cranium capacity, minimum redundant systems, limited regenerative abilities."
Ex Astris Scientia
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