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Name: Kieran Kobitz Nickname: Steven Age: 14 Assumed Age: 24 Birthday: March 29, 1985 Sex: Male Is this a question?: Yes, it has a question mark at the end. Residence: Prince Albert, Saskatchewan Previous Residence: N/A Place you wished you lived in: Anywhere warm with a stable government. Favourite place: Living arrangement: Living with parents (I am only 14) No. of siblings: 2 Favourite food: Pizza Favourite class: Computer Science (It�s just so easy) Favourite drink: Pepsi (not legal age yet) Favourite teacher: Mr. Henry Religious preference: None. Do you like Trek?: Of course. When did you first get interested in Trek?: When I was 11. What is your favourite Trek series?: I like �em all. What is your favourite Trek episode?: Too many to choose from. What is your favourite Trek novel?: Too many to choose from. Do you like pickles?: No. Will CC ever finish Flare2?: Maybe. Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: I have been waiting so lone, it better. Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: It is possible. Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: We just have to soften him up. What planet is Frank from?: I don�t think anyone knows it�s name. Is Baloo really a bear?: I sure hope not. How long is the Defiant?: 120 meters. This space left blank for your thoughts: I guess you can only answer the last question one way.
Is this survey over?: Obviously not. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: How do you expect me to know? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: About that much. What is your favourite kind of weather?: Sun, rare sun!!! What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: How many languages do you speak?: One, and part of French Are you?: Am I what? What is the answer to every question?: An answer. Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Yes! How could it not? Empires overthrown: 3 Empires created: 1 Times reincarnated: 5 Godlike powers?: Yes. Immortal?: Yes. What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Ummm�.. Number of years of computer experience: 6 Number of years on the internet: 3 Processor speed: 233 Hardrive space: 6.4 GB RAM: 64 MB Accessories: Printer, gamepad, joystick�. Next upgrade: I need one VERY soon. What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Neutral Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: No How about those Orkneys?: They�re great. If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: No. How do you feel?: Nominal One moon circles: Earth Done?: Finally!
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Name: I have been, and always shall be, Omega Nickname: See above Age: 15 Assumed Age: Well, I assume I'm 15 Birthday: 7/15 Sex: M Is this a question?: Is this? Residence: Nashville Previous Residence: Chattanooga Place you wished you lived in: White House Favourite place: Wherever my friends are Living arrangement: Parents' house No. of siblings: 2 Favourite food: Turnip Cassarole and Black-Eyed peas Favourite class: History Favourite drink: Tea, Earl Grey, hot Favourite teacher: I homeschool, so... me! Religious preference: Christianity, plain and simple Do you like Trek?: Yes When did you first get interested in Trek?: When we recorded ST3 of the TV when I was about three. What is your favourite Trek series?: DS9 What is your favourite Trek episode?: Far Beyond the Stars What is your favourite Trek novel?: None Do you like pickles?: Only dill Will CC ever finish Flare2?: All signs point to yes Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: The internet gives off no light. It's a black hole that sucks in all who enter, never to be seen again Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: I don't know Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: I don't care What planet is Frank from?: Beta Stavromula Is Baloo really a bear?: No, he's really a three-toed sloth How long is the Defiant?: Does it matter? This space left blank for your thoughts: My thoughts left blank for this space
Is this survey over?: Is this a trick question? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: African or European? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: he'd chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. What is your favourite kind of weather?: Whatever we havn't gotten enough of at the time What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Grand Caravan How many languages do you speak?: scire solum ipse Anglus. Are you?: Yes, I am speaking English What is the answer to every question?: What? Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: *flashes memory-wiping light in eyes*
No. There is no conspiracy. Empires overthrown: none (yet) Empires created: none (yet) Times reincarnated: none Godlike powers?: I can do this.
*Makes noise with armpit* Immortal?: There can be only one What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Ai Number of years of computer experience: 14 Number of years on the internet: 3 Processor speed: 225 MHz Hardrive space: 3 GB RAM: 48 Accessories: Modem, Zip drive, Printer Next upgrade: video input card What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: You mean those things Disney herded over a cliff to make a movie? Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: If they did, it'd go to heck in a pouch pretty quickly. How about those Orkneys?: You mean those guys down the street? I wish. If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Shakka, when the walls fell. How do you feel?: Morath, his sails unfurled. One moon circles: Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra. Done?: The river Tamar in winter.
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Name: Monty! Nickname: The Fox! Age: 22 Assumed Age: 4 Birthday: You missed it Sex: With MY reputation, is this a trick question? Is this a question?: Yes
Residence: Open Prison in Central South England Previous Residence: Fly-infested barge on the River Clyde Place you wished you lived in: Seychelles Favourite place: Nestled between the warm cheeks of.... er, never mind Living arrangement: Erect, upon my 2 legs for I am a biped. No. of siblings: 3, plus uncounted clones of myself that I send round the globe to terrorise posters
Favourite food: Mmmm... Creme Eggs! Favourite class: I ain't at school dude. Favourite drink: Milk, lovely ice cold MILK Favourite teacher: Miss Whiplash of the School of Correction. Religious preference: None thankyou very much
Do you like Trek?: Naaah, it's crap innit? When did you first get interested in Trek?: When I first saw it. When I was 4. What is your favourite Trek series?: TOS What is your favourite Trek episode?: Couldn't begin to choose What is your favourite Trek novel?: Federation by the Reeves-Stevens Do you like pickles?: Yep
Will CC ever finish Flare2?: A doubter! Damn thee thou foul skeptic! Away and wash out your mouth!
Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: Only if you believe in it my friend, only if you truly BELIEVE. Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: EEEEEP! Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: *Vorlon Speak* Circle What planet is Frank from?: Americana Is Baloo really a bear?: You'd better believe it.
How long is the Defiant?: THIS BIG This space left blank for your thoughts:
Is this survey over?: Nooooooo What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: BOING! *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!*
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: Oh PLeh What is your favourite kind of weather?: THUNDER! What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: little How many languages do you speak?: Well I occasionally speak in tongues... Are you?: Yes my child, I AM What is the answer to every question?: A reply Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: No
Empires overthrown: Damn, you know how to make a guy feel worthless... Empires created: DAMNIT! Times reincarnated: 5, I have 8 left! Godlike powers?: My regurgitation powers are the stuff of legend Immortal?: Are you kidding, I'm a REAL highlander!
What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Z
Number of years of computer experience: Ooooo ages Number of years on the internet: about 5 Processor speed/Hardrive space/RAM/Accessories/Next upgrade: GeekspeekBleH!
What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: They are wise beyond their whiskers Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Unquestionably. And I shall be their god. How about those Orkneys?: Yeah, how about them!
------------------ Monty: "With every drink of that pint more of his cognitive functions atrophy!!" Classmate: "Wha? What does that mean?" Monty: "Which word?" Classmate: "Any of 'em!"
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Name: Kalesh Naranek Nickname: The Vorlon Age: 1,254,426 Assumed Age: 1,523,690 Birthday: April 26, 1,252,426 BC Sex: *has evoled beyond it* Is this a question?: How perceptive. Residence: Kle'chesh'sha, on Vorlon homeworld. Previous Residence: I have always been here. Place you wished you lived in: Beyond the Rim. Favourite place: *listening to the music* Living arrangement: You could not understand... No. of siblings: None remaining. Favourite food: *does not eat* Favourite class: Crypticosity 101. Favourite drink: *does not drink* Favourite teacher: Lorien. Religious preference: Boogee.
Do you like Trek?: Yes. When did you first get interested in Trek?: Millenia past. What is your favourite Trek series?: Yes. What is your favourite Trek episode?: Yes. What is your favourite Trek novel?: Yes. Do you like pickles?: Perhaps...
Will CC ever finish Flare2?: You do not understand, but you will. Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: It is not yet time... Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote... Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: It is not yet time, we are not prepared... What planet is Frank from?: Z'Ha'Dum Is Baloo really a bear?: Irrelevant... How long is the Defiant?: NEVER ASK THAT QUESTION! This space left blank for your thoughts: Understanding is a three-edged sword.
Is this survey over?: A stroke from the brush does not garantee art from the bristles... What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Such things do not concern us. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: Surprise. Terror. Reflection for the future... What is your favourite kind of weather?: Methane haze. What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Vorlon encounter suit. How many languages do you speak?: All. Are you?: The truth points to itself. What is the answer to every question?: *glare* Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: No, it is the work of the dark ones. They must be removed.
Empires overthrown: Countless Empires created: Countless Times reincarnated: Only the once... Godlike powers?: Of course. Immortal?: Yes. What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: If you go to Zdrawkrinfunkel, you will die.
Number of years of computer experience: Millions. Number of years on the internet: Millions. Processor speed: Infinite. Hardrive space: Infinite. RAM: How primitive. Accessories: Encounter suit. Next upgrade: Perfection cannot be upgraded.
What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: They do not understand, but they will. Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Intolerable! How about those Orkneys?: They must be removed. If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: It is the closed circle, it will return to the beginning... How do you feel?: You would not understand. One moon circles: Yes, now... Done?: *turns and glides away*
------------------ Sheridan: "Well, as answers go, short, to the point, utterly useless and totally consistant with what I've come to expect from a Vorlon..." Kosh: "Good." Sheridan: "I REALLY hate it when you do that..." Kosh: "Good."
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Name: Unpronouncable Nickname: Too many to remember Age: 21 Assumed Age: 21 Birthday: January 31st 1979 Sex: Male Is this a question?: Do you have a life? Residence: Nurses residence, Manchester Previous Residence: Bristol Place you wished you lived in: Sarah Michelle Gellar's bathroom Favourite place: This country Living arrangement: If you're a six foot FEMALE blonde bombshell, you're in my room - otherwise, piss off. No. of siblings: 3 Favourite food: Authentic Kashmiri Chicken Curry Favourite class: Marketing Favourite drink: OJ Favourite teacher: The textiles teacher Religious preference: If she meets my seal of approval, she's pulled.
Do you like Trek?: Is Caprice a goddess? When did you first get interested in Trek?: 1990 What is your favourite Trek series?: TNG What is your favourite Trek episode?: Duet What is your favourite Trek novel?: Don't read them Do you like pickles?: Is the pope Muslim?
Will CC ever finish Flare2?: Who knows Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: Who cares Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: *yawns* Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Who? What planet is Frank from?: A planet far away where everyone is naturally annoying. Is Baloo really a bear?: Dunno, anyone got a pic? How long is the Defiant?: 121.65 metres This space left blank for your thoughts:
Will we ever see Buffy take her clothes off? *makes cute face* Pikachu Will we ever see Kochanski take her clothes off? Make it so! I really REALLY want to see Buffy take her clothes off.......
*trail of thought continues along those lines*
Is this survey over?: I wish it were. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: As fast as I decide to throw it How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: Assuming there was such a thing, 2 planks. What is your favourite kind of weather?: Sunshine What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Car How many languages do you speak?: Four Are you?: A god? Yes! What is the answer to every question?: Matthew Rose WAS innocent! Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: If it was 69, the dirty minded amongst us would have gotten too many laughs.
Empires overthrown: ugreyw Empires created: sufygwiufyeugwygwiy Times reincarnated: no such thing Godlike powers?: I have Immortal?: What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Leknufnirkwaqrdz
Number of years of computer experience: 10 Number of years on the internet: 3 Processor speed: 133MHz Hardrive space: 1.2GB RAM: 32MB Accessories: Loads Next upgrade: Soon
What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: World's a hole, why shouldn't you kill yourself? Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: No How about those Orkneys?: Nice pair isn't it? If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: No, because the mail arrives by train.
How do you feel?: I do not understand the question. One moon circles: You've been awake too long. Done?: I haven't even begun.
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You have got The Search for The Holy Grail, haven't you!!
------------------ "When You're Up to Your Ass in Alligators, Today Is the First Day of the Rest of Your Life." -- Management slogan, Ridcully-style (Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent, Discworld) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prakesh's Star Trek Site
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Name: Josh Brzoznowski Nickname: Bosh, Jeeves Age: 15 Assumed Age: 19 Birthday: June 20, 1984 Sex: Male Is this a question?: Residence: Kofmehl Road, Stambaugh, Michigan Previous Residence: Lincoln Avenue, Stambaugh, Michigan Place you wished you lived in: South Littlefield Road, Mount Pleasant, Michigan Favourite place: My comfy bed Living arrangement: In the basement of our split-level No. of siblings: 4 sisters (6,10,11,13) Favourite food: Pepperoni Pizza, Turkey and American Cheese Sandwich, Beef Pot Pies Favourite class: Whichever one I can get away with sleeping through Favourite drink: Mt. Dew Favourite teacher: Mrs. Miller [Art], Mrs. Haydon [Geometry - FST] Religious preference: None whatsoever Do you like Trek?: I like the technology and, on occasion, the characters and storylines When did you first get interested in Trek?: "Booby Trap" What is your favourite Trek series?: TNG and VOY What is your favourite Trek episode?: "Hope and Fear", AGT What is your favourite Trek novel?: Federation Do you like pickles?: Dill Pickles and those ones they put on cheeseburgers at MCDonalds. (Are they the same?)
Will CC ever finish Flare2?: *shrug* Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: *shrug* Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: *shrug* Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Probably not. What planet is Frank from?: *shrug* Is Baloo really a bear?: Yes, a big scary bear that eats Canadian Moderators... How long is the Defiant?: Long enuf This space left blank for your thoughts: *....*
Is this survey over?: I sure as hell hope so. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Fast enuf How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: Enuf. What is your favourite kind of weather?: 90*F+, with warm southerly winds What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: The nifty looking one from the Detroit (?) Auto Show How many languages do you speak?: American, Spanish. Are you?: *shrug* What is the answer to every question?: *shrug* Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Of Course.
Empires overthrown: I'm a peaceful ruler Empires created: Several hundred colonies in Sector 49964 Times reincarnated: cero. Godlike powers?: I can...uh....hmm....no.. Immortal?: Yes. What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Pibelnes
Number of years of computer experience: 5 years Number of years on the internet: 4 years Processor speed: 75 mHz Hardrive space: 3.9 gBytes RAM: 32 Accessories: Scanner Next upgrade: When I get a job...*scowl*
What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Really neat how they just fall off the cliffs, eh? Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: Why not? We'll give them Canadia. How about those Orkneys?: No, I'll have the steak, please, well-done. If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Who knows, we have a Post Office... How do you feel?: Like going outside for a sm...to shovel the driveway....yeah, that's it! One moon circles: Of course it does. Now, help me put this nice white jacket on you... Done?: Please, make it stop!
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Name: Michael Richard Zwiers Nickname: Altair, NightWing, Kenny Redshirt, Auriga (depending on where you look) Age: 23 Assumed Age: 19 Birthday: Januari 25, 1977 Sex: Male Is this a question?: Yes Residence: The Hague, The Netherlands Previous Residence: None Place you wished you lived in: Canada, Scotland Favourite place: variable Living arrangement: Still with parents No. of siblings: 2 (brother: 20, sister: 16) Favourite food: Chocolate Favourite class: Math (or Prometheus if this was a Star Trek question) Favourite drink: Cola Favourite teacher: High school math teacher Religious preference: None
Do you like Trek?: OH YES!!! When did you first get interested in Trek?: When I saw 'Encounter at Farpoint' What is your favourite Trek series?: DS9/Voyager What is your favourite Trek episode?: 'Yesterday's Enterprise' What is your favourite Trek novel?: Never read Trek novels. Do you like pickles?: NO!
Will CC ever finish Flare2?: Sure he will... some day Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: It better... Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: No comments. Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: Maybe. What planet is Frank from?: Uhm... I don't know, never seen him... Is Baloo really a bear?: Yes How long is the Defiant?: To long with only 4(5) decks. This space left blank for your thoughts: Fine by me.
Is this survey over?: No. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: Is it carrying any coconuts?? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: That much wood. What is your favourite kind of weather?: Rain, with some lightning (NO joke!) What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: '80 Corvette How many languages do you speak?: 2 Are you?: Yes What is the answer to every question?: 42, we all know that. Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Yes
Empires overthrown: Countless Empires created: At least 5 Times reincarnated: At least 4 (as far as I've seen my previous lives) Godlike powers?: Can create Empires among other powers... Immortal?: Yes What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Never been there...
Number of years of computer experience: About 10 Number of years on the internet: 1 Processor speed: 233 Hardrive space: 12 (8+4) RAM: 64 Accessories: CD-ROM (32), CD-Rewriter (8-4-32), Soundblaster AWE 64, Voodoo2 Banshee Next upgrade: another 64 megs of RAM
What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Try to keep'em alive! Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: No How about those Orkneys?: Let them be... If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: Yes, I think so... How do you feel?: With my hands, or my 6th sence... One moon circles: Yes, I know. Done?: Yes
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Name: Classified Nickname: Necromancer Age: 21 Assumed Age: 19 Birthday: dec 5 1978 Sex: Male Is this a question?: Yes Residence: Area 51 Previous Residence: Delta Quadrant Place you wished you lived in: Jeri Ryans Bedroom Favourite place: Area 51 Living arrangement: Single No. of siblings: 2 Favourite food: Hamburgers Favourite class: Ancient History Favourite drink: Daquries Favourite teacher: Religious preference: Chaos
Do you like Trek?: OFcourse When did you first get interested in Trek?: When TNG started What is your favourite Trek series?: Voyager and DS9 What is your favourite Trek episode?: Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy What is your favourite Trek novel?: Trials and Tribulations Do you like pickles?: yes
Will CC ever finish Flare2?: hopefuly Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: Unknown Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: The world is screwed up enough as it is Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: unknown What planet is Frank from?: ? Is Baloo really a bear?: no How long is the Defiant?: let me whip this out This space left blank for your thoughts:
Is this survey over?: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: at a dive of 45 degrees the speed would be twice that of normal speed effected by the pull of gravity How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: woodcucks do not exist What is your favourite kind of weather?: dreary What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Plymouth Voyager How many languages do you speak?: English and some Klingon Are you?: I exist What is the answer to every question?: c Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: Inside joke
Empires overthrown: Personaly none Empires created: forged 1 so far Times reincarnated: 0 Godlike powers?: partly Immortal?: no What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: FU
Number of years of computer experience: 10 Number of years on the internet: 5 Processor speed: 200 must get 1 gig Hardrive space: 10 gigs RAM: 64 Accessories: losts of stuff Next upgrade: new computer
What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: let them be Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: sure How about those Orkneys?: sure If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: yes How do you feel?: fine One moon circles: the earth Done?: yes
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Name: Brandon Grasmick Nickname: Crazy Boy Age: 18 Assumed Age: 36 Birthday: January 2, 1982 Sex: Often (hehehehe) Male Is this a question?: No Residence: Gering, Nebraska, United States of America Previous Residence: none Place you wished you lived in: The house that a "friend" of mine lives in (Chris should know who I'm talking about Favourite place: can't say Living arrangement: living, not dead No. of siblings: 0 Favourite food: BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!! Favourite class: none Favourite drink: Pepsi Favourite teacher: Randy Johnson Religious preference: Christian
Do you like Trek?: YES!!!!!!!!!!! When did you first get interested in Trek?: When I was 7 or 8 What is your favourite Trek series?: Star Trek Sovereign What is your favourite Trek episode?: Best of Both Worlds What is your favourite Trek novel?: One of Bill Shatners, can't remember the name Do you like pickles?: NO!!!!!!! PICKLES ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will CC ever finish Flare2?: no Will UP3 ever see the light of the internet?: maybe Are CC and Jubes going to get married?: Legally? Yes Will Adam (the Vorlon) ever lighten up?: In three years, one month, 4 days What planet is Frank from?: VbNb Is Baloo really a bear?: Yes he is How long is the Defiant?: Which one? The first Defiant-class Big D is now so long I can't measure it This space left blank for your thoughts: THE WORLD IS MINE!!!!!!!!
Is this survey over?: No What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?: 6 meters/second How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?: 6, I checked What is your favourite kind of weather?: Sunny skies, not hot What is your favourite kind of car/truck/van/etc.?: Ford F-150 How many languages do you speak?: 2 Are you?: I am What is the answer to every question?: 3 Is the appearance of the number 47 so many times in Trek a conspiracy?: THE COMMIES HAVE UNLEASED THIS EVIL DEED!!!!!!!!!
Empires overthrown: 5, my organization is invading China next month Empires created: 1 (mine) Times reincarnated: Still in my first life, I don't think God will want to send me back Godlike powers?: no Immortal?: yes What is the capital of Zdrawkrinfunkel?: Harms
Number of years of computer experience: 7 or 8 Number of years on the internet: 4 Processor speed: CLASSIFIED Hardrive space: 23 Gig RAM: CLASSIFIED Accessories: CLASSIFIED Next upgrade: Radio Telescope
What is your position on the politics of lemmings?: Well, their stance on having paved roads next to cliffs is worth looking into Should kangaroos have their own independant nation?: NO! How about those Orkneys?: I think that their first baseman will hit 56 home runs this year If the car continues going straight, but the truck turns left, will the mail still come on time?: yes How do you feel?: I do not understand the question One moon circles: NO, the Moon ORBITS the Earth Done?: No
------------------ Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NCC-74222)
"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left." -- Worf
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges -- In time of war the law falls silent.
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