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SCSImperium
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Hey! You said you were a typical ungly american! That was totally out of character!

Not so. Criticizing the English is acting perfectly inside the French mindset. So in this case, the Ugly American is the Beautiful Frenchman.

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A scene that was cut from last season's "Rock" episode, Tsumkatse:
Rock: Do ya smell what the Rock's cookin'?
Janeway: Mr. Rock, was that you?
Tuvok: An intriguing smell ...



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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Well, it's actually spelled "Napoléon", anyway...

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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie


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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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No, no, no, it's Neopolitan!

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"Guess what? I got Marina Sirtis to sign my butt!"
-- Fooker, GPF


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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MMMmmmmm...... Neopolitan..... mmmmmmMMMMM........

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Krenim
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Neopolitan!?!? Ick! The strawberry ice cream always contaminates the chocolate ice cream!

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"Oh my god... If I have to listen to Pokemon sing in Danish, I'm going to cry..."

- My sister, 7/7/00


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Fabrux
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Butterscotch ripple all the way!

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-The Gospel of Jesus, Stigmata


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Saltah'na
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That reminds me of the Simpsons. Homer searches for some ice cream. Opens a pack of Neopolitan. Chocolate part all gone. Opens another pack of Neopolitan. Same problem there as well. Strawberry and Vanilla remain untouched

"Marge, we're all out of *looks at cover* Neopolitan Ice Cream!!!"

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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Damn.... I took a quick look at that and thought I saw "Mange" instead of Marge! My eyes must be messed up or something.

Anyways, I know why Charles was being so grouchy that day, 'cause I was there.... He was kinda in a hurry, see....but I ain't gonna tell you all of it. *grin*

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You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high.
But never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." - Fiona Apple


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TSN
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Tahna: You forgot the best part. Every time he picks one up and opens it, he says "Mmm... Chocolate... D'oh!" :-)

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Curry Monster
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*Ponders a curry flavoured ice cream*.

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- Ode to God.


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Your not thinking, D mate... mango chutney flavor!!!!!!
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AndrewR
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Chocolate Chutney! Ew!?!

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"Neil says hi by the way" - Tear In Your Hand, Tori Amos


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Nim
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-Kiwi-Cherry.
-Kiwi-Cherry.

-Yuck!

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"


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Shik
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{ahem}...

Vegemite Ripple.

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Omega
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I prefer sorbets. Anyone ever had blueberry-peach? Or maybe raspberry, with a lot of Sprite thrown in?

It's hard to believe (well, around here, not really) that we've had this thread going over thirty posts, and I'm still not sure what the heck we were talking about when we started...

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- George Bernard Shaw


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