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Chandler's beard did make him look like Satan. It didn't help that he looked like he weighed about 7 stone.
What is it with that guy? He's like a weight Yo-Yo. At the end of season 6, he'd gotten porky again. And his hair looked stupid. (Personally, I think he's a fat vampire. That'd explain why he's balooned, and why Courtney Cox now can't stand up in a medium wind).
------------------ "Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
Well, my hair is a fairly dark blonde, but my moustache comes in very light blonde, and my beard comes in a scraggly red jawline fringe with ocasional patches missing. So most of the time when I TRY to grow it, it looks like my face is grimy, and I look like I have MANGE when I succeed.
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"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."