Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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We should call this the thread without any point whatsoever.
Some store was selling an Ice Cream Flavor called "Chumbawamba". Of course, this was before the band with the same name was formed. Browm, Blue, and Green Ice cream. Pukey.
But then, they're all supposed to taste good. But how can something taste so good when it looks like it tastes so BAD???!??!?
------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
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You have to learn to love some things, despite how they look.
Ignore the fact that the food looks bad. Ignore the fact that his beard doesn't make him look older and more mature. Ignore the fact that it just makes him look a bit like a dirty old bloke. Just love the food, and him, for what they are. Hairy bits and all.
------------------ "Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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Ever had grey-blue algae-juice? Looks like something from "The Exorcist" but tastes terrific! Rene Russo has it in "Thomas Crown".
Heh. Before I posted this, both For�aken's topics were at 33. ------------------ Ready for the action now, Dangerboy Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy? How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy? How dare you, Dangerboy? I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited August 16, 2000).]
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But intermittant shaving allows for that sexy half-beard that Charlie had in 'Party Of Five'.
------------------ "What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry
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True. However, a complete abscence of shaving leads to the horrible wirey/messy/bum-fluffy beard that Charles had in, er, his life. At the moment.
------------------ "Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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I think I'll start a small thin dego-mustache that I can twirl if I come up with a good plan.
I wonder if For�aken is still with us?
------------------ Ready for the action now, Dangerboy Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy? How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy? How dare you, Dangerboy? I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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