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Fabrux
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I have to have my permit for 4 months before I can get my licence.

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Curry Monster
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Drivers Ed? Schools run that? *scary*.

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TSN
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Well, I was actually on my third permit at the time. I kept getting them, but I never bothered to actually learn to drive 'til a couple months before I started college, and I decided I ought to... :-)

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Fabrux
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Daryus: Schools don't teach driver's ed. It's a company called Triple C that holds courses.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Mine's through school...I think. I haven't taken it, but I'm sure it is.

So, I'm not the only person in the history of the world who hasn't gotten a liscense by 17? Well, that's a pseudo-relief, now I don't feel so loser-ish.

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited August 31, 2000).]


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PsyLiam
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Pah. We get a scary old person who sits next to us, tells us we're doing everything wrong, then takes �12 after an hour.

It's like a really bad form of prostitution. Without the sex. But still with a lot of red faces and heavy breathing. And a little embarrassment too.

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Diane
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Jay: Yeah, UCLA's cheap. Cheap gets you the overcrowding of a beehive and a student-teacher ratio of 750:1. Besides, I got financial aid.

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quote:
It's like a really bad form of prostitution. Without the sex. But still with a lot of red faces and heavy breathing. And a little embarrassment too.

LOL.
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Today we saw a film that made the whole class cry. 'Cept me, iron nerve me. It was about the sickest thing I've ever seen too.

At the beginning of the film, a man comes on in an office saying "we're going to scare you into becoming a better driver. Not only will you see death, and those dying on the pavement after an auto accident, you will hear it. The moaning and groaning of pain."

To say the very least, it wasn't ketchup everywhere either.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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That really shows the sad state of society today. Instead of helping a victim of an automobile accident, passerby quickly remove their camcorders and sell the footage to the highest bidder. I mean, shouldn't somebody have helped these guys writhing in their their death throes trapped inside a Dodge Caravan?

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Teelie
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quote:

It's like a really bad form of prostitution. Without the sex. But still with a lot of red faces and heavy breathing. And a little embarrassment too.

They still fuck you over though and make you pay for it.

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Fructose
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LOL

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Jay the Obscure
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Ziyal:

as the saying goes "Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Trojans."

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PsyLiam
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Er, is that a real saying, or is it actually from Jerry Springer?

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Jay the Obscure
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It's taken from an old country song that goes 'Mamas, don't let your children to cowboys.'

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USS Vanguard
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4 months? its 6 months in PA, of course, I missed the daeadline, yay.

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