Well, I just spent the evening delivery pizzas. It was a very interesting night ... I made $127.56 in monetary tips & mileage, plus about a case worth of beer (everything from Rolling Rock to Heineken to "Beast" to Corona), was propositioned for a blow job once and sex twice, and got invited to damn near every party I delivered too. Ahhhh ... what a night!
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JeffK: I almost envied you, but then I realized what kind of sad drunk whore cases would ask for them 'favors'.
I guess the perfect night would be if you took tonight and relocated at the Playboy mansion or somesuch.
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Y'know I really ought to apply at one of the local Domino's or Papa John's. My job as a delivery driver for CopyMax sucks, no tips and I have to carry heavy boxes all over the place at companies, banks, etc. At least it's a good way to stay in shape and get exercise. But $100 in tips, sex offers, and party invites make pizza delivery look damn good.
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The blowjob prop. was from a whore at the Econo Lodge. I was delivering a pizza to 240, and two people came out of 242 arguing, conversation went like this:
Woman: "Well, do you want a blowjob or WHAT?"
Man: "In the state you're in, you'd bite my dick off!"
Woman: "I bet the pizza guy'd take a f*ckin' blow job! You want one?"
At which point I collected my money and got the hell out of there.
The other two girls were quite pretty, just very drunk. And of so very friendly. I turned them down, too, because I was sober (sadly) and they were drunk, and that just wouldn't be right.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited January 01, 2001).]
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Well, I spent New Years in Camden, in a delightful big pub, kissing two semi-lesbians and getting pissed. It was nice, and I got a nice kebab at the 2am break too!
And two of my friends have stopped smoking as well. Yay! And I've gotten away from computering too, my fingers are all stiff.
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You'll make more money working at any pizza place. The beer and the offers for sex are usually VERY rare -- New Years just tends to bring out the best (or worst) in people ...
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
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For New Year's, I baked myself brownies and roasted marshmallows on a candle and played Chrono Cross 'til kingdom come. Well, actually, just until 1 a.m.
------------------ "Life end when you die. But imagination share with others, live forever." --Quan, Final Fantasy IX
[This message has been edited by Tora Ziyal (edited January 02, 2001).]
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I spent my New Years at work making sure that the free world has information from the liberal press and toasting midnight with the same people I've toasted midnight with for the last couple of New Years.
Work sucks.
*sigh*
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